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• IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
• FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE
• AND IN SPORTS
• LOCOMOTIVE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
• YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
• AND IN SPORTS
• KIND OF LIKE ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF LITTER, IT’S SNAKES
• NOPE
• THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD
• ALSO IT WILL WANT TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE REMOTE CONTROL

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR Posted: 22 Nov 2021 08:47 AM PST A Florida family is in trouble with their homeowners association for putting up their Christmas lights too early. (Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE Posted: 22 Nov 2021 08:46 AM PST Couple caught having sex in FHP trooper's car (Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS Posted: 22 Nov 2021 06:09 AM PST Kings' fan throws up on court, forcing delay in eventual Jazz win (Thanks to Matt Filar)

LOCOMOTIVE OF THE WEEK SO FAR Posted: 22 Nov 2021 05:21 AM PST Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Locomotive of the Week So Far. (Thanks to Mike Leone)

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE Posted: 22 Nov 2021 05:18 AM PST Don't overspend on sexed semen (Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS Posted: 21 Nov 2021 03:35 PM PST West Ham fans are the most flatulent in the Premier League with Newcastle, Brentford and Man United also full of hot air, survey reveals (Thanks to Roberto)

KIND OF LIKE ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF LITTER, IT’S SNAKES Posted: 21 Nov 2021 03:33 PM PST Video shows man throwing snakes off road (Thanks to Ralph)

NOPE Posted: 21 Nov 2021 05:44 AM PST California-made fake chicken has 'skin' and 'bones' — and Nestle is investing (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD Posted: 21 Nov 2021 05:43 AM PST The video shows a very large squirrel at Iuka Park off Summit Street, three miles away from where Big Squirrel was first said to be seen at Clinton-Como Park. (Thanks to pharmaross)

ALSO IT WILL WANT TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE REMOTE CONTROL Posted: 21 Nov 2021 05:39 AM PST If You Give a Frog Testosterone, It Will Show You Its Foot (Thanks to The Perts)

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