Monday, August 30, 2021

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Babesleaga Week 2 : Bo Derek vs Dana Delaney

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 05:00 PM PDT

Last match of the day.

Bo Derek vs Dana Delaney

Bo Derek (1-0-0 Pts. 142)

  • Defeated Cheryl Ladd 142-92

VS

Dana Delaney (0-1-0 Pts. 94)

  • Lost to Erika Eleniak 94-120

Poll closes on September 5th at 9:00 am.

Who do you prefer?
64 votes · 64 answers

Babesleaga Week 2 : Cheryl Ladd vs Erika Eleniak

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 03:00 PM PDT

Good evening. The third match is ready.

Cheryl Ladd vs Erika Eleniak

Erika Eleniak (1-0-0 Pts. 120)

  • Defeated Dana Delaney 120-94

VS

Cheryl Ladd (0-1-0 Pts. 92)

  • Lost to Bo Derek 92-142

Poll closes on Sunday September 5th at 9:00 am.

Who do you prefer?
77 votes · 77 answers

President “Snapper” Organs

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 02:30 PM PDT

(For those who don’t recognize this, search “Monty Python — Pirhana Brothers” and you’re in for a real treat.)

Interviewer: President Biden, I’ve been told that the Taliban nailed your hide to the door.

Biden: No, no. Never, never! They were smashing blokes. (Literally.) They used to give my brother fields of poppy flowers and that. And he’s like a brother to me.

Interviewer: But the media have footage of the Americans actually abandoning everything and everyone and fleeing the country.

Biden: Oh yeah, well – we did that, yeah.

Interviewer: Why?

Biden: Well we had to, didn’t we? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else we could do. I mean, the Taliban had gained the unspoken upper hand.

Interviewer: What had they done?

Biden: Er… Well, they never told me that. But they gave me their word that it was the case, and that’s good enough for me with the old TaliBobbits. I mean, they didn’t think they could capture all our allies, equipment, ammunition, aircraft, money, secret documents, vehicles, weapons, biometric records, and heavily fortified strategic strongholds. I had to insist. They wanted to let us off. There’s nothing primitive cultures won’t do for you.

Interviewer: And you don’t bear them any grudge?

Biden: A grudge! Ol’ Banana-Stand? They’re real darlings!

Interviewer: I understand treat their enemies’ wives like coffee tables. Isn’t that right, Mrs. Hostage?

[Camera pans to show a shrouded coffee table with burka.]

Mrs. Hostage: Oh, no. No. No.

Biden: Yeah, well, they did do that. Yeah, yeah. They’re a cruel theocracy, but fair.

David Hogg Pillows?

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 02:00 PM PDT

Title and image submitted by Gumbeaux:

Cold and Flow Season

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 01:00 PM PDT

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Totally Not Insane California Declares Sirhan Sirhan No Longer a Threat To Society, While Punishing 3-Year-Olds Without a Cloth Mask Over Their Mouths

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 12:00 PM PDT

Babesleaga Week 2 : Farrah Fawcett vs Jaclyn Smith

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 11:00 AM PDT

Good afternoon, time to get back into it.

Farrah Fawcett vs Jaclyn Smith

Farrah Fawcett (1-0-0 Pts. 122)

  • Defeated Heather Locklear 122-110

VS

Jaclyn Smith (0-1-0 Pts. 72)

  • Lost to Tanya Roberts 72-144

Poll closes on September 5th at 9:00 am.

Who do you prefer?
107 votes · 107 answers

Straight Line of the Day: Now That They’ve Calculated Pi to 62.8 Trillion Places, They Can…

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 09:00 AM PDT

Scientists Calculate Pi to a New Record of 62.8 Trillion Figures
Daily Mail via MSN | 8/17/21 | Ryan Morrison

Pi has been calculated to an astonishing 62.8 trillion figures by a team of Swiss scientists. . . .

The previous record was calculated to 50 trillion figures, and was set in 2020, said experts from Graubuenden University of Applied Sciences in Chur, Switzerland.

Sorry, but 15 is my limit on Graubuendens. The numbers seem pretty Chur, though.

Straight Line of the Day: Now that they’ve calculated Pi to 62.8 trillion places, they can…

Welcome to IMAO… Hey! What Happened to Our Donut Cart?

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 08:00 AM PDT

Babesleaga Week 2 : Heather Locklear vs Tanya Roberts

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 07:00 AM PDT

Week 2 is upon us so let’s get started.

Heather Locklear vs Tanya Roberts

Heather Locklear (0-1-0 Pts. 110)

  • Lost to Farrah Fawcett 110-122

VS

Tanya Roberts (1-0-0 Pts. 144)

  • Defeated Jaclyn Smith 144-72

Poll closes September 5th at 9:00 am.

Who do you prefer?
132 votes · 132 answers

Babesleaga Week 1 : Results and Standings

Posted: 30 Aug 2021 04:00 AM PDT

First week in the books and let us see what we got.

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
234 votes · 234 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
214 votes · 214 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
232 votes · 232 answers

This poll is no longer accepting votes

Who do you prefer?
216 votes · 216 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordTotal VotesAverage
Tanya Roberts1 – 0 – 0144144
Bo Derek1 – 0 – 0 142142
Farah Fawcett1 – 0 – 0122122
Erika Eleniak1 – 0 – 0120120
Heather Locklear0 – 1 – 0110110
Dana Delaney0 – 1 – 09494
Cheryl Ladd0 – 1 – 09292
Jaclyn Smith0 – 1 – 07272

This week’s polls will close Sunday September 5th at 9:00 am.

  • 10:00 am Heather Locklear vs Tanya Roberts
  • 2:00 pm Farah Fawcett vs Jaclyn Smith
  • 6:00 pm Cheryl Ladd vs Erika Eleniak
  • 8:00 pm Bo Derek vs Dana Delaney

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