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• SOUNDS LEGIT
• GUIDANCE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
• SERIOUSLY?
• THAT'S WHERE IT WOULD HAVE ENDED UP ANYWAY
• SWELL. NOW PLEASE SHOW US TO OUR FLYING CAR.
• APOCALYPSE UPDATE
• THE HEART OF DARKNESS

SOUNDS LEGIT Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:43 AM PDT A representative of Dollar General, 3416 Montvale Road, Maryville, reported at 10:24 a.m. April 5 that two women tried to buy several gift cards with a counterfeit $1 million bill. One of the women said she received the $1 million bill in the mail from a church and that she was going to buy items for care packages for homeless people, an incident report states. (Thanks to pharmaross)

GUIDANCE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:40 AM PDT Go ahead, pee in the shower (Thanks to pharmaross)

SERIOUSLY? Posted: 12 Apr 2021 08:29 AM PDT Would You Spend $899 for a Kitty Scratcher? (Thanks to Art Kraus, who says "Pfft, my cat will scratch me for free.")

THAT'S WHERE IT WOULD HAVE ENDED UP ANYWAY Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:32 AM PDT 40K pounds of Bud Light beer spills onto Georgia highway (Thanks to pharmaross)

SWELL. NOW PLEASE SHOW US TO OUR FLYING CAR. Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:28 AM PDT Boston Dynamics' robot dog Spot has been taught to pee beer on command (Thanks to Dave Emery, who says "Presumably pees Sam Adams.")

APOCALYPSE UPDATE Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:22 AM PDT NFT Pet Rocks (Thanks to Katie Holmes) No, this blog does not really understand what "NFT" means. We just know it's apocalyptic.

THE HEART OF DARKNESS Posted: 12 Apr 2021 07:13 AM PDT Scientists go inside the brains and bloodstreams of squirrels (Thanks to Ralph)

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