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• YUP
• SO THE HORNETS CAN MOVE, BUT NOT *KNOWINGLY*
• SO YOU’RE ALREADY DONE WITH THIS WEEK
• IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE $82.56, BUT SCHWAB HAD JUST INSTALLED A SOFTWARE ‘ENHANCEMENT’
• CANADA: A NATION IN TURMOIL
• YOU CAN’T TRUST YOUR OWN BROTHER
• BOLO
• SIRI, SHOW ME SOMETHING SAD
• EW

YUP Posted: 13 Apr 2021 11:24 AM PDT America's most stressful road is in Miami.

SO THE HORNETS CAN MOVE, BUT NOT *KNOWINGLY* Posted: 13 Apr 2021 10:37 AM PDT The agency seeks to impose a quarantine on all live hornets, which would outlaw the sale, distribution or knowing movement of hornets in Washington. (Thanks to B'game, who says "This will do the trick.")

SO YOU’RE ALREADY DONE WITH THIS WEEK Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:45 AM PDT Humans Only Need To Work Eight Hour Weeks, Study Finds (Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE $82.56, BUT SCHWAB HAD JUST INSTALLED A SOFTWARE ‘ENHANCEMENT’ Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:43 AM PDT Louisiana woman refuses to return $1.2M mistakenly deposited into her account (Thanks to pharmaross and Dave N., who says "I wouldn't have purchased a house and a car.  I would have purchased a one-way plane ticket to a country that does NOT have an extradition treaty with the U.S.")

CANADA: A NATION IN TURMOIL Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:37 AM PDT Flood-causing beavers must be 'eradicated,' says mayor of Quebec town (Thanks to The Perts)

YOU CAN’T TRUST YOUR OWN BROTHER Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:35 AM PDT A driver was pulled over at 9 p.m. March 30 and reportedly gave police a false name due to the fact that his license was suspended. However, the name he provided – that of his brother – also returned as having a suspended license. (Thanks to Stever)

BOLO Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:25 AM PDT 'World's biggest rabbit' stolen from owner's garden (Thanks to Ralph)

SIRI, SHOW ME SOMETHING SAD Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:24 AM PDT Fancy Feast releases cookbook for humans inspired by new cat food line (Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "Thanks, but no.")

EW Posted: 13 Apr 2021 06:21 AM PDT Maharashtra Police busts factory stuffing mattresses with used face masks (Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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