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• BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNN
• AWKWARD
• LET THE ARGUMENTS BEGIN
• GUESS THE CONTINENT
• MOTHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE
• MOVE OVER, R2-D2
• NOPE
• JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNN Posted: 14 Apr 2021 08:11 AM PDT Average woman pops 4,153 pimples in her lifetime — and pandemic is making things worse! (Thanks to ImNotDave)

AWKWARD Posted: 14 Apr 2021 07:18 AM PDT Twerking dancers overshadow ceremony for Royal Australian Navy's new warship HMAS Supply (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

LET THE ARGUMENTS BEGIN Posted: 14 Apr 2021 06:16 AM PDT All US states ranked from best to worst, according to Americans (Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS THE CONTINENT Posted: 14 Apr 2021 06:12 AM PDT Aldi shopper stunned to find live SNAKE in bag of lettuce (Thanks to pharmaross)

MOTHER’S DAY IS ALMOST HERE Posted: 14 Apr 2021 06:08 AM PDT Japanese Ballpoint Pen Comes With a Live Parasitic Worm (Thanks to Ralph)

MOVE OVER, R2-D2 Posted: 14 Apr 2021 06:01 AM PDT Make way for the Beerbot. (Thanks to Dave N, who says "I would name it after my ex-wife.")

NOPE Posted: 14 Apr 2021 05:57 AM PDT Creepy 'Eyecam' is shaped just like a human EYE and can see, blink, look around and observe you during video calls (Thanks to Roberto)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE NEWS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE Posted: 14 Apr 2021 05:55 AM PDT There's a looming shortage of tea bubbles. (Thanks to Alkali Bill, who asks "Where will it all end?")

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