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• FACE IT, WE'RE ALL SCUM
• IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN
• WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO
• IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS
• HE SAYS IT’S A ‘COMPOST FENCE’
• AS A RANDOM CITIZEN OF FLORIDA, THIS BLOG WISHES TO OBJECT
• THE LESSON TOPIC WAS ‘OSCILLATORY MOTION’

FACE IT, WE'RE ALL SCUM Posted: 29 Apr 2021 12:21 PM PDT Some Male Birds Fly Under False Colors to Attract Mates (Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson, who says "I tried this. It was by L'Oreal, but it didn't work.")

IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN Posted: 29 Apr 2021 07:00 AM PDT Boulders block road in Boulder Canyon near Boulder according to Boulder County Sheriff's Office (Thanks to Ralph)

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO Posted: 29 Apr 2021 06:54 AM PDT Is the Competitive Bridge World Rife with Cheaters? (Thanks to The Perts)

IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS Posted: 29 Apr 2021 06:49 AM PDT Dad completes six-year mission to park in every bay of his local Sainsbury's (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

HE SAYS IT’S A ‘COMPOST FENCE’ Posted: 29 Apr 2021 06:52 AM PDT Man builds poop wall after property line dispute with neighbor (Thanks to Geoff Scott, pharmaross and Jay Brandes)

AS A RANDOM CITIZEN OF FLORIDA, THIS BLOG WISHES TO OBJECT Posted: 29 Apr 2021 06:50 AM PDT A Florida woman is behind bars after offering lap dances to "random citizens," asking police if they wanted to have sex on the sidewalk, and threatening assault against paramedics, according to an arrest report obtained this week by The Smoking Gun. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE LESSON TOPIC WAS ‘OSCILLATORY MOTION’ Posted: 29 Apr 2021 05:48 AM PDT Colombian schoolteacher apologizes for kissing wife's breast during Zoom physics lesson (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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