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• BY 'IMMEDIATE ACTION,' WE ASSUME THEY MEAN 'ORDER A DIFFERENT BRAND OF BEER'
• OK, ABOUT THE 'BETA' PART...
• WE'RE CONFIDENT THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF IT
• WELCOME HOME!
• WE’LL TAKE THE NEXT ONE, THANKS
• ESTIMATED LIFE SPAN IN MIAMI: 32 SECONDS
• THEY WERE PROBABLY FLEEING A PYTHON
• CAN IT DO THAT WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT?
• THIS WAS PROCLAIMED BY THE MOSQUITOES
• ‘I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS, OFFICER’
• ‘JUST?’

BY 'IMMEDIATE ACTION,' WE ASSUME THEY MEAN 'ORDER A DIFFERENT BRAND OF BEER' Posted: 30 Apr 2021 02:02 PM PDT That's actually the goal of Torched Earth Ale, a new beer from New Belgium Brewing, based in Fort Collins, Colo. With each sip, you'll get a not-so-subtle reminder that your favorite brew may no longer taste the same if we don't take immediate action to slow climate change and adapt to its effects. (Thanks to Steve K, who says "Makes Bud Light sound almost tempting.")

OK, ABOUT THE 'BETA' PART... Posted: 30 Apr 2021 01:57 PM PDT Elon Musk: Tesla's next Full Self-Driving Beta update 'will blow your mind' (Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WE'RE CONFIDENT THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF IT Posted: 30 Apr 2021 01:58 PM PDT Australia's 'mice plague' is horrific. (Thanks to wiredog and Not My Usual Alias)

WELCOME HOME! Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:51 AM PDT Torrance Family Finds 800 Birds In Home (Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE’LL TAKE THE NEXT ONE, THANKS Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:47 AM PDT 2 arrested over horse in elevator in Tel Aviv skyscraper (Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Do they expect him to climb the stairs?")

ESTIMATED LIFE SPAN IN MIAMI: 32 SECONDS Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:42 AM PDT Stellantis Bringing Adorable Citroen Ami To The US As Rental (Thanks to Rod Nunley)

THEY WERE PROBABLY FLEEING A PYTHON Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:39 AM PDT Alligator, cow delay Houston traffic (Thanks to Rod Nunley, Jane Linderman and EricY)

CAN IT DO THAT WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE OREGON HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT? Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:27 AM PDT Authorities on the Swedish island of Öland have warned citizens and tourists not to approach the dead body of a beached whale which "may explode". (Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS WAS PROCLAIMED BY THE MOSQUITOES Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:23 AM PDT Miami has just been proclaimed the Naked Gardening Capital of America. (Thanks to pharmaross)

‘I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF BEERS, OFFICER’ Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:20 AM PDT Scottish brewing giant BrewDog has just announced the return of the 'World's Strongest Beer' (Thanks to Al Barkafski)

‘JUST?’ Posted: 30 Apr 2021 06:13 AM PDT Is the Loch Ness Monster Just a Whale Penis? (Thanks to pharmaross)

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