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• WE'RE WITH THE BASS
• WE ASSUME THESE ARE VISIBLE EUROS
• WISCONSIN HAS A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF 'EXCESSIVE'
• OTHER THAN THAT....
• 1. STAY OUT OF THE WATER
• POINT OF ORDER
• STAY CLASSY, JERSEY SHORE
• WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS SICK
• IT ONLY HAD A COACH TICKET
• WHILE YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING NETFLIX RERUNS
• NOW YOU KNOW

WE'RE WITH THE BASS Posted: 29 May 2021 11:35 AM PDT Kayaker rescues red squirrel under attack from spawning bass in river (Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WE ASSUME THESE ARE VISIBLE EUROS Posted: 29 May 2021 11:33 AM PDT The "invisible statue" in Italy was sold for 15 thousand euros (Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WISCONSIN HAS A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF 'EXCESSIVE' Posted: 29 May 2021 11:27 AM PDT Every county in Wisconsin has a high percentage of excessive drinkers (Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT.... Posted: 29 May 2021 11:25 AM PDT Fiat Chrysler said Friday that it is recalling more than a half-million heavy-duty Ram trucks to fix a problem that can cause the wheels to fall off. (Thanks to pharmaross)

1. STAY OUT OF THE WATER Posted: 29 May 2021 11:20 AM PDT How to stay safe from shark attacks this summer (Thanks to The Perts)

POINT OF ORDER Posted: 29 May 2021 11:25 AM PDT A member of Canada's Parliament apologized after he was spotted urinating during a House of Commons meeting on Zoom. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, pharmaross, Suzie Q Wacvet and Doug Ogg) Related: Faith No More's Mike Patton explains why he urinated on Axl Rose's teleprompter in 1992 (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

STAY CLASSY, JERSEY SHORE Posted: 29 May 2021 11:15 AM PDT Philadelphia ABC affiliate WPVI broadcast mooned by boardwalk jogger (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS SICK Posted: 29 May 2021 11:23 AM PDT An Argentinian TV news channel delivered a stunning, if slightly flawed, scoop on Thursday night when it reported that William Shakespeare, "one of the most important writers in the English language" had died five months after receiving the Covid vaccine. (Thanks to Roberto and pharmaross)

IT ONLY HAD A COACH TICKET Posted: 29 May 2021 11:29 AM PDT Air India Delhi-Newark flight returns midway after bat found in business class (Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

WHILE YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING NETFLIX RERUNS Posted: 29 May 2021 08:20 AM PDT A 2-year-old from California is the youngest American to become a member of Mensa (Thanks to Steve K,, who says "Maybe she can fix my computer.")

NOW YOU KNOW Posted: 29 May 2021 08:18 AM PDT I found an article that said "The microwave was invented to heat hamsters humanely in 1950s experiments." And I thought, no it wasn't. ...was it? (Thanks to Allen at Division)

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