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Friday Night Open Thread: Absolute Gibberish. Not Only From Joe
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Friday Night Open Thread: Absolute Gibberish. Not Only From Joe

Posted: 28 May 2021 06:00 PM PDT

Joe Biden cannot express his thoughts. This is a known problem.

I’ve never heard of the website below before, but IF they are telling the truth, it raises a new question.

Biden Speaks Absolute Gibberish at FEMA Meeting – ‘But, Uh, There's, You Know’
Conservative Brief | 5/25/21 | Martin Walsh
Something is clearly wrong with Joe Biden.
While speaking at a roundtable hurricane briefing from FEMA, Biden began by pushing talking points about how he “insists on nothing less than readiness” and that he plans to double the money the U.S. government will spend to help communities prepare for extreme weather events.
When he attempted to give his thoughts at the FEMA meeting, that’s when things got a little jumbled.
"But, uh, there's, you know, there's to be, you know, beginning, uh, this effort for 2021 is, uh…" Biden stumbled.
“I think we’ve learned a few lessons from last year, as well. There’s help, as so, uh, we, you know, being there to help, clear roads, rebuild main streets, uh, so that families can get back to their lives, uh, that’s what FEMA does every single day,” he added.

Where are all the transcripts of what Biden says?

Trump’s speeches, sayings, and press comments were posted religiously by the White House.

CNN, CNBC, and AP accounts of this speech bounced around — avoiding this section of the speech — reporting far more coherent sentences he may or may not have uttered.

And so:

If the White House were to post transcripts of Biden’s comments, would you trust them? Would the transcripts include all the “um”s and other lost trains of thoughts? Or would they just publish the beginning and the end of the sentence, and hope they somehow . . . c’mon, man! . . . matched?

I hope someone compares a video of a Joe speech with its official transcript, for laughs. I’m pretty sure the laughs would be there.

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Posted: 28 May 2021 03:00 PM PDT

. . . Wait . . . Now I’m starting to get confused as to what’s going on.

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Posted: 28 May 2021 12:00 PM PDT

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Straight Line of the Day: A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Politician Walk Into a Bar…

Posted: 28 May 2021 09:00 AM PDT

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Posted: 28 May 2021 08:00 AM PDT

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Posted: 28 May 2021 07:00 AM PDT

Hey, a little different poll here. Multiple answers allowed!

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