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Posted: 30 Jul 2021 06:00 PM PDT

Well, it’s probably way past time to lecture you on morality.

But then, why not? Every media outlet and elementary school teacher seems to be willing to do so; therefore IMAO would probably be be remiss if we didn’t. Listen up.

OK, so what are you doing wrong? That is the first hurdle to overcome in being a moral person.

Once you stop that, you can get on with a moral life. This has been offered as free advice: do not send money, as that is filthy lucre. Do not try to look up that word, as you will probably misspell it. As I did with “misspell” the first time around.

Jesus said “Go thou, and sin no more,” or words to that effect. These are words that will echo through the ages. They won’t echo in schools or in TV shows, though, because that might bother someone. This is a valuable lesson about morality. Jesus did not add: “Oh, also: don’t kill babies.” He probably assumed that goes without saying, but you can’t assume anything like that these days.

That’s all you need to be know about morality for right now. When we come back to this subject, I’ll tell you what you should do if you find a money clip with thousands of dollars in it.

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor.

Might As Well Have Said “From the Office of the President of the United States”

Posted: 30 Jul 2021 05:00 PM PDT

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Jeez, Some Things Don’t Change

Posted: 30 Jul 2021 03:00 PM PDT

Submitted by Slapout:

Millions of Years of Tradition Turned Upside Down

Posted: 30 Jul 2021 02:00 PM PDT

We’ve all seen photos, and have come up with funny captions.

Here’s a new challenge. Even Solomon in all his glory never essayed this.

A caption is given, and you must describe the image.

(By the by, the opposite of “Caption This!” is “Siht No! It Pac!”)

Here’s the caption:

“That’s our president, son.”

The image?

Carpe Diadem

Posted: 30 Jul 2021 01:00 PM PDT

Here at IMAO we seldom talk about Harry and Meghan for the very good reason that we seldom talk about Harry and Meghan. However, this has come to our attention:

Prince Harry Just Responded to Rumors He's Releasing Another Tell-All After the Queen Dies
U.K. Daily Mail | 7/28/2021 | Jason Pham

That just reeks of class, doesn’t it? Not the Oppo class, of course, but some type of class. Well, it certainly reeks.

… However, the Daily Mail reported on Monday, July 26, that the upcoming memoir isn't the only book that Harry plans to release. The newspaper claims that Harry signed a four-book deal for a starting price of $25 million and a possible final figure of $35 to $40 million.
The Daily Mail reported that the first book, which Harry already announced, will be published in June 2022 around the time of the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
The newspaper claimed that the second book, another memoir, will be held until after the Queen, 95, dies.
The third book will be a wellness guide written by Harry's wife, Meghan Markle.
The subject and author of the fourth book is still be to determined.

So, what might be the subject of the fourth book?

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Posted: 30 Jul 2021 11:00 AM PDT

Submitted by Slapout:

PCR Tests Find Traces of Hitler in Anyone Who Resists Vaccination

Posted: 30 Jul 2021 10:00 AM PDT

In his seminal work — and we do mean that literally — entitled “Mein Kampfliance,” entitled author Jake Weltschmerz has outlined the WHO’s plan for achieving 111% vaccination rates: