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• JUST KEEP DRIVING
• PIGS MAKE RULES?
• SOUNDS… EXCITING!
• FIXER-UPPER

JUST KEEP DRIVING Posted: 01 Aug 2021 05:15 AM PDT If you see a squirrel laying flat on the ground, don't panic. It's probably just 'splooting,' officials say (Thanks to pharmaross, who says "If there are treadmarks on its back, it is 'splatting'.")

PIGS MAKE RULES? Posted: 01 Aug 2021 05:35 AM PDT Bacon may disappear in California as pig rules take effect (Thanks to Ranald Adams and Le Petomane)

SOUNDS… EXCITING! Posted: 01 Aug 2021 05:33 AM PDT Scientists develop male contraceptive that uses magnets, nanoparticle injections (Thanks to ImNotDave and Michael Parry, who says "Apparently, the only side effect is that you get stuck to the refrigerator.")

FIXER-UPPER Posted: 01 Aug 2021 05:08 AM PDT Mexico is raffling off one of El Chapo's safe houses for $12.50 (Thanks to pharmaross)

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