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• DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
• IT USED TO BE BASEBALL CARDS
• WHEW
• THIS EXPLAINS A LOT
• SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF POSTING TODAY

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM Posted: 28 Aug 2021 03:35 PM PDT Female octopuses throw things at males that are harassing them (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

IT USED TO BE BASEBALL CARDS Posted: 28 Aug 2021 03:33 PM PDT Parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son's porn cache (Thanks to pharmaross, ImNotDave and Kevin Meerschaert)

WHEW Posted: 28 Aug 2021 03:25 PM PDT Pineapple juice ruled out as the cause of Cowdenbeath mystery puddle (Thanks to Ralph)

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT Posted: 28 Aug 2021 03:23 PM PDT One-third of Investors Trade While Drunk (Thanks to Tim Couch)

SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF POSTING TODAY Posted: 28 Aug 2021 01:08 PM PDT I'm busy being an author at the Sonoma Valley Authors Festival, where I got to catch up with my bandmate Amy Tan and another excellent author (and great guy) Walter Isaacson. They were attracted by my signage, which I carry everywhere so that people know who I am.

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