Saturday, August 28, 2021

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Saturday Night Hootenanny

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 04:00 PM PDT

Hope you are all enjoying your Saturday night. Sitting alone. In your room, eyes glued to the monitor. Sigh….

Well time to get cheered up Bunky. Let’s play some music!

Song Parody: Have You Ever Seen Deranged?

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 03:00 PM PDT

♩♪

Someone told me long ago
There’s no Com’s before the storm
I know, it’s been comin’ for some time
When it’s over, never say
It’ll make the Sunni’s day
I know, China’s down with slaughter.

I oughta know: have you ever seen deranged?
I oughta know: have you ever seen deranged?
It’s gummin’-down-on-Sundae day.

Yesterday, and days before:
Sun is cold & soft is hard!
I know, been that way for all my time.
Tilden Forever! On it goes
Dupont Circle, fast is slow.
I know, it can’t stop, I wonder

I oughta know: have you ever seen deranged?
I want to know, have you ever seen deranged?
Coma & down on another lid day.

Yeah!

I want to know, have you ever seen deranged?
I want to know, have you ever seen deranged?
Comey lived to fight another day.

♩♪

Revealed: Biden’s Code to Briefcase With Nuclear Launch Instructions

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 02:30 PM PDT

Bad Boys

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 02:00 PM PDT

Online, I’ve seen a lot of hate for cops and I’ve seen a lot of love for them.

What it seems to boil down to is whether you’ve had a positive interaction with cops or a negative one.

Many people have a gripe against cops for arresting them. The courts will decide if they’re guilty.

Policemen and policewomen go out each and every day to interact with the public. Not in the way a clerk at 7-Eleven or Cumberland Farms might, but actively searching for individuals and interacting with them at the most violent and worst moments of their lives.

It’s not for nothing that cops put on a bullet-proof vest, and a belt with a handgun, handcuffs, and mace, if needed.

They are on duty for eight hours when things are violent. What amount of money would they have to pay you to do that?

It’s like being a soldier in Afghanistan. Oh, wait.

So don’t give cops a hard time. Put your hands on the damned steering wheel, and don’t leap out of the car with your hands behind your back. They don’t know if you’re one of the good guys or one of the bad guys, and lately they’ve been trained not to even care. A lot of them have been trained to not even come home that night.

But you should.

How About No?

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 01:30 PM PDT

And “Bad Timing”?

Obama Defense Secretary Leon Panetta: U.S. Forces Will Have to Return to Afghanistan
Brietbart | Aug. 27, 2021 | Joshua Caplan

Appearing Thursday on CNN's [the misogynistically titled show hosted by the reasonably well-endowed] Erin Burnett OutFront, Obama Defense Secretary Leon Panetta judged that the U.S. military will have to return to Afghanistan to confront ISIS despite President Joe Biden's withdrawal of U.S. forces from the war-torn country after 20 years of war.

A transcript is as follows:

ERIN BURNETT: So [Biden] is sticking with the August 31st deadline. He's made it clear that even after that they'll do whatever they can, but he's sticking with it. He is not extending it and that it "is what it is," is what he says. Do you agree with that? Is it right to stick with this August 31st date?

FORMER DEFENSE SEC. PANETTA: Erin, bottom line is that our work is not done in Afghanistan. I know we'll be removing our troops by a certain date, but the bottom line is our work is not done. We're going to have to go after ISIS. I'm glad the president said that we're going to hunt them down and make them pay a price for what they did in killing our warriors and we should. We're going to have to go back in to get ISIS. We're probably going to go have to go back in when al-Qaeda resurrects itself as they will with this Taliban. They've gave [??] safe haven to al-Qaeda before. They'll probably do it again. I understand that we're trying to get our troops out of there, but the bottom line is we can leave a battlefield but we can't leave the war on terrorism which still is a threat to our security.

Here’s a helicopter, Leon. Here’s a parachute. Here’s a list of people who want to follow you.

Coyote Hired To Drive The Racist Rock Away . . .

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 01:00 PM PDT

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Dunce in a Lifetime

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 12:30 PM PDT

You may find yourself living in the White House
You may find your armed forces in another part of the world
You may find yourself a cog in the wheel of a large autocracy
You may find yourself with a dutiful House and a dutiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
Letting the days go by, let the waiter hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
States turning blue again after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

You may ask yourself, how do I work this?
You may ask yourself, where is that large Marine whirly-bird?
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife
Letting the daze go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the red again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was
Shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was, shame that it ever was

More Advance Notice Than They Gave Our Allies in Afghanistan

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 12:00 PM PDT

ATF Targets Stabilizing Braces
NRA American Rifleman | August 26, 2021

In June, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) published a notice of proposed rulemaking that would make nearly all firearms configured with a pistol stabilizing brace subject to the National Firearms Act, requiring taxation and registration of millions of lawfully acquired firearms. The proposal represents a dramatic shift in ATF treatment of pistol-stabilizing braces.

The new rule would implement a points system akin to the method used for determining the legality of imported handguns. Brace-equipped firearms would be required to weigh more than 4 lbs. and measure between 12″ and 26″. Braces installed on firearms meeting those parameters are examined for certain features, and the firearm itself is examined for similar features. Factors include whether or not a brace appears similar to a certain stock design or how the brace is attached to the host firearm. On the ATF-provided worksheet, the features are assigned an arbitrary number of points. Exceeding a pre-determined number of points would make the pistol in question subject to NFA regulation.

The new factoring system makes it nearly impossible for any brace-equipped pistol to avoid classification as an NFA-regulated firearm. Arbitrary evaluation criteria, such as whether or not the brace has a "rear surface useful for shouldering the firearm" gives gun owners no clearly defined parameters. Additionally, ATF doesn't acknowledge that this rule reverses nearly a decade of assurances that the addition of a stabilizing brace does not create an NFA-regulated firearm.

An open-comment period gives gun owners the opportunity to communicate with the ATF and share their thoughts on the issues, ambiguities and difficulties associated with such a proposal. The National Rifle Association's Institute for Legislative Action provides a resource for NRA members and gun owners looking to add their thoughts to the register. Comments will be accepted on the proposal up to and including Sept. 8, 2021.

That’s a hell of a lot of notice.

Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of HHS Called In to Help Biden Overcome a Captcha on His Login Page

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 11:30 AM PDT

What Goes Around Comes Around

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 11:00 AM PDT

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Media Delay Reporting on Suicide Bombers Until They Can Ascertain Their Preferred Pronouns

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 10:30 AM PDT

“Yes, little bits have been identified, but how would they have identified themselves? As LGBQT bits, or as BIPOC bits? We simply don’t know.”

“Also, it’s too early to call this a hate crime. It may have been merely a cry for help.”

Congress has appropriated more money to study the issue.

Major has bitten the lead scientist.

April Fools!

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 10:00 AM PDT

Amuse your friends!

Play an “April Fool’s” trick on them today.

Bet they won’t be expecting that!

Brought to you by the Department of Irresponsible Ideas

Straight Line of the Day: What Is the Message on Joe Biden’s Answering Machine?

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 09:00 AM PDT

Thans to Walrus’s inspritation:

Straight Line of the Day: What is the message on Joe Biden’s answering machine?

Welcome to IMAO! The Moss on the Roof, You See, Makes Us Invisible to Aerial Surveillance

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 08:00 AM PDT

Except thermal imaging. Oh, and stereoscopic. Or images taken at a slight angle. Or assessor’s map overlays.

RIP 3

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 07:00 AM PDT

Marine Whose Wife Is Expecting Baby in 3 Weeks Among 13 U.S. Troops Killed in Kabul Bombing
KTLA |8/27/2021

Rylee McCollum, a Marine from Wyoming whose wife is expecting a baby in three weeks, was among those killed, his sister, Cheyenne McCollum, told The Associated Press.

My only question is, why did the liberal media publish this? To gloat? Because they got rid of their boogeyman Donald Trump and put in this feeble, febrile old corrupt lying pervert. Well. Take your victory lap, KTLA.

Circumstantial Evidence

Posted: 28 Aug 2021 04:00 AM PDT

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