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• Midnight Special : Trivia
• Tuesday Night Open Thread: That Was Like Five Decades Ago, Man
• 300 Million Americans Caught on Hot Mikes Saying of Biden “No, We Don’t Want Him To Talk”
• Costcomatose
• Biden Orders SWAT Units & Feds To Evacuate Nakatomi Plaza and California, and Leave Weapons Behind
• Thou Shalt Not Steal
• Silver Alert Cancelled — Biden Found Yelling at ATM About His Son Beau
• Here’s Her Sign
• Well, I Don’t Mind Paying, As Long As They’re Honest As To Where the Money Is Going
• Straight Line of the Day: Snippet From Jill Biden’s Diary: …
• Welcome to IMAO’s Siberia Office. Looks Like We Had a Little Snow Overnight.
• Caption this!
• … And Then We’ll Promote Them

Midnight Special : Trivia Posted: 31 Aug 2021 07:00 PM PDT Welcome to tonight’s contest. Been a struggle with so many “Page unresponsive” I thought I would run out of time. Tankdemon guessed last week’s contest guessing they were all about crimes or criminals. On to tonight’s test.

Tuesday Night Open Thread: That Was Like Five Decades Ago, Man Posted: 31 Aug 2021 06:00 PM PDT This Physicist Discovered an Escape From Hawking's Black Hole Paradox quantamagazine.org | August 23, 2021 | Natalie Wolchover The five-decade-old paradox — long thought key to linking quantum theory with Einstein's theory of gravity — is falling to a new generation of thinkers. Netta Engelhardt is leading the way. ….. So do evaporating black holes really destroy information, meaning unitarity is not a true principle of nature? Or does information escape as a black hole evaporates? Solving the information paradox quickly came to be seen as a route to discovering the true, quantum theory of gravity, which general relativity approximates well everywhere except black holes. Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s our nightly Open Thread, and you have the floor. 1

300 Million Americans Caught on Hot Mikes Saying of Biden “No, We Don’t Want Him To Talk” Posted: 31 Aug 2021 05:30 PM PDT 3

Costcomatose Posted: 31 Aug 2021 05:00 PM PDT Submitted by Slapout: 5

Biden Orders SWAT Units & Feds To Evacuate Nakatomi Plaza and California, and Leave Weapons Behind Posted: 31 Aug 2021 04:00 PM PDT “Those People Had Every Chance To Leave Before Christmas Began” Says He Trusts Hans Gruber To Peacefully Release Hostages Provides Gruber with John McClane’s identity, associates, and last known location Discovers He Is No Longer Welcome to the Party Claims “No One Could Have Done Better,” because “I Inherited McClane’s Plan” 1

Thou Shalt Not Steal Posted: 31 Aug 2021 03:00 PM PDT Title and image submitted by Gumbeaux: 2

Silver Alert Cancelled — Biden Found Yelling at ATM About His Son Beau Posted: 31 Aug 2021 02:00 PM PDT Says He Empathizes With the Way the Machine Cannot Process Request Hunter Intrigued By How ATM Works 1

Here’s Her Sign Posted: 31 Aug 2021 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by Slapout: 2

Well, I Don’t Mind Paying, As Long As They’re Honest As To Where the Money Is Going Posted: 31 Aug 2021 11:00 AM PDT HHS Diverting Millions in Funding Marked for Vaccine Efforts to Housing Migrant Children Fox News | 8/27/21 | Adam Shaw The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has notified Congress that it will transfer an additional $589 million, some of which comes from funding marked for COVID-19 vaccination efforts, to its program to shelter unaccompanied migrant children who have entered the U.S. at the southern border — part of more than $4 billion that has been diverted to the program this year. HHS informed Congress that it is diverting $225 million in National Institute of Health (NIH) funding that was part of the December COVID-19 relief bill to the unaccompanied children (UAC) program, as well as $364 million in HHS funding that was passed as part of the American Rescue Plan (ARP), a congressional source told Fox News. Data shared with Fox News confirms that source’s account. Of the ARP funding, $187.5 million had been marked for the Centers for Disease Control for “vaccine planning, distribution, monitoring and tracking” and an additional $25 million for “vaccine confidence activities.” Meanwhile $151 million of the diverted funding had been tagged for the “Supply Chain for Vaccines, Therapeutics and Medical Supplies.” In other news, the funds sequestered under the “For The Puppies Act” of 2021 have been diverted to the Congressional Striptease Junket in St. Bart’s of 2021.

Straight Line of the Day: Snippet From Jill Biden’s Diary: … Posted: 31 Aug 2021 09:00 AM PDT Straight Line of the Day: Snippet from Jill Biden’s diary: … 1

Welcome to IMAO’s Siberia Office. Looks Like We Had a Little Snow Overnight. Posted: 31 Aug 2021 08:00 AM PDT 4

Caption this! Posted: 31 Aug 2021 07:00 AM PDT And don’t use “Five minutes to Wapner”, too obvious. 1

… And Then We’ll Promote Them Posted: 31 Aug 2021 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by Slapout: 9

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