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• TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
• GUYS IN ACTION VS. SNAKES
• THE 2021 DAVE BARRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
• WE SAW SEA OF PACKAGES OPEN FOR THE RAMONES
• SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
• THIS WOULD ALSO WORK FOR FUNERALS
• WHO CAN BLAME THEM?
• WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?
• OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FAIRY TALE
• APOCALYPSE UPDATE

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE Posted: 03 Dec 2021 07:26 AM PST Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out' (Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION VS. SNAKES Posted: 03 Dec 2021 06:37 AM PST Homeowner Fighting Snake Infestation Burns Down Maryland House (Thanks to Peter Metrinko) (We're assuming it was a guy homeowner.)

THE 2021 DAVE BARRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:38 AM PST Here you go. Please forgive us.

WE SAW SEA OF PACKAGES OPEN FOR THE RAMONES Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:29 AM PST 'A sea of packages:' Tennessee residents worried about neighbor's overflowing deliveries (Thanks to ImNotDave)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:27 AM PST Snowstorm Forces Customers, Staff To Sleep Overnight In IKEA (Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

THIS WOULD ALSO WORK FOR FUNERALS Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:25 AM PST Groom misses wedding with food poisoning, bride improvises with mannequin (Thanks to pharmaross)

WHO CAN BLAME THEM? Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:21 AM PST Australia is the drunkest country in the world, according to survey (Thanks to pharmaross)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS? Posted: 03 Dec 2021 05:18 AM PST Man who sold fried grasshoppers on Uganda Airlines plane faces jail (Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FAIRY TALE Posted: 02 Dec 2021 01:40 PM PST Bride passes out, vomits and gets pooped on during disaster wedding (Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE Posted: 02 Dec 2021 01:33 PM PST Seacroft builder found face of E.T on sheet of plywood at work (Thanks to John Lobert)

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