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• ATTENTION, OYSTER FARMERS LOOKING TO PREVENT THIEVERY:
• IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST
• CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
• THAT ALEXA, SUCH A KIDDER
• THIS IS WHY THE MEDICAL EXPERTS ALL SAY YOU SHOULD STOP AT A DOZEN
• IT'S A BARGAIN
• THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
• THERE'S A DARTH VADER STUFFED BEAR?
• WE'RE FINALLY FIGHTING BACK
• AUSTRALIAAAAAA
• SPECIFICALLY, HARVEY WEINSTEIN
• THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT CHANGING LIVES
• MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS 'BITCOIN'

ATTENTION, OYSTER FARMERS LOOKING TO PREVENT THIEVERY: Posted: 30 Dec 2021 07:28 AM PST Here you go. (Thanks to Rodney Beterelsen)

IT'S ON OUR TO-DO LIST Posted: 30 Dec 2021 07:29 AM PST Don't forget to declare income from stolen goods and illegal activities, IRS says (Thanks to Nelson from Michigan and The Perts)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR Posted: 30 Dec 2021 08:00 AM PST Police look for leads in Christmas butter heist in Trenton, Ont. (Thanks to wiredog, The Perts and pharmaross)

THAT ALEXA, SUCH A KIDDER Posted: 29 Dec 2021 02:51 PM PST Amazon updates Alexa after AI assistant tells 10-year-old to put penny into electrical plugs (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Rod Nunley)

THIS IS WHY THE MEDICAL EXPERTS ALL SAY YOU SHOULD STOP AT A DOZEN Posted: 29 Dec 2021 07:12 PM PST Man Hospitalized After Putting 15 Boiled Eggs Up His Anus (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Update: It has been called to our attention that this item is old. Rest assured that judi will be called out of retirement and summarily fired, just as soon as we find out what "summarily" means.

IT'S A BARGAIN Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:20 AM PST Elvis's jockstrap. (Thanks to Charles Cates)

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:18 AM PST Mom finds crystal meth worth $120,609 in cereal box as she made breakfast for toddlers (Thanks to Rick Day)

THERE'S A DARTH VADER STUFFED BEAR? Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:13 AM PST Mom, child had knives inside Darth Vader stuffed bear at Philadelphia airport, TSA says (Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE'RE FINALLY FIGHTING BACK Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:21 AM PST Bloodthirsty squirrel KILLED after attacking 18 people in 48 hours, leaving families too scared to leave home (Thanks to Rick Day, Barry Nester and pharmaross)

AUSTRALIAAAAAA Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:09 AM PST Snake wreaks havoc at Australian news station and leaves reporters screaming in terror (Thanks to pharmaross)

SPECIFICALLY, HARVEY WEINSTEIN Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:07 AM PST Farmer astonished after goat gives birth to baby 'with face of human' (Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT CHANGING LIVES Posted: 29 Dec 2021 06:00 AM PST Dave, Just wanted you to know that I followed in the footsteps of greatness! I remember your article about strawberry pop tarts starting a fire from back with the web was a little baby, but it's stuck with me all these years. During a COVID style tele-team meeting about a year ago, the topic somehow came up and i casually threw out the fact that strawberry pop tarts would shoot a flame into the air when held in a toaster for several minutes. After several months of my co-workers occasional questions of proof, I found your article and sent it around, but they weren't satisfied. So, when cleaning out my garage a few months ago and coming across an old toaster, I decided it was time to prove you right. Thanks for the inspiration! Matthew

MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS 'BITCOIN' Posted: 29 Dec 2021 05:57 AM PST Cheetos snack shaped like Loch Ness Monster goes on sale for £630k on eBay (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "clearest image I've seen so far.")

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