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• TELECOMMUTER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
• THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
• WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
• THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE STRONG MOHEL
• BRILLANTE
• BRILLIANT
• ALWAYS A COMPETITIVE CATEGORY

TELECOMMUTER OF THE WEEK SO FAR Posted: 04 Dec 2021 07:13 AM PST A man has been accused of working as the principal of a Providence, Rhode Island school—while simultaneously keeping his former job, as a middle school assistant principal, all the way in Washington, D.C. (Thanks to Geoff Scott)

THEY WERE ALL RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES Posted: 04 Dec 2021 07:10 AM PST Colombia seizes hundreds of tarantulas and insects bound for Germany (Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME Posted: 04 Dec 2021 07:07 AM PST Scientists have made a plastic cup out of salmon sperm (Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE STRONG MOHEL Posted: 04 Dec 2021 05:55 AM PST Is Superman Circumcised? wins oddest book title of the year award (Thanks to Ralph)

BRILLANTE Posted: 04 Dec 2021 07:05 AM PST Italian Man Tries To Avoid Getting COVID Jab With Fake Silicone Arm (Thanks to Barry Nester and Ralph)

BRILLIANT Posted: 04 Dec 2021 05:43 AM PST Residents are fuming after a council contractor allegedly painted double yellow lines under their cars and then slapped them with a £70 fine. The cars on Blackthorn Close in Wokingham, Berkshire, were supposedly lifted by a crane on a truck before being placed back down on the yellow lines yesterday. (Thanks to Stan Ruth)

ALWAYS A COMPETITIVE CATEGORY Posted: 04 Dec 2021 05:40 AM PST 44-foot pyramid of washing machines breaks Guinness World Record (Thanks to Ralph)

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