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• THEY KILL WITH A SMILE
• THIS IS ANARCHY, PEOPLE
• WE SAW D.P.M. OPEN FOR E.L.O.
• SEND HIM ETC.
• AND THEY DIED HAPPY

THEY KILL WITH A SMILE Posted: 13 Jan 2022 06:02 AM PST Hamas accuses Israel of deploying 'killer Zionist dolphins' near Gaza (Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "I saw KZD open for The Who.")

THIS IS ANARCHY, PEOPLE Posted: 13 Jan 2022 06:03 AM PST U.S. Federal Government Deregulates French Dressing (Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Michael Moyer)

WE SAW D.P.M. OPEN FOR E.L.O. Posted: 13 Jan 2022 05:57 AM PST Minnesota border agents seize disease-prone bushmeat from African nation (Thanks to pharmaross)

SEND HIM ETC. Posted: 13 Jan 2022 05:55 AM PST A fat, naked man describing sexual acts and cursing, Zoom bombed a Templeton Area Advisory Group meeting Tuesday evening as members critically critiqued City Boy Farms, a proposed cannabis grow. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND THEY DIED HAPPY Posted: 13 Jan 2022 05:53 AM PST Just 17 Britons have died from cardiac arrests while having sex over the past three decades, study reveals (Thanks to Roberto)

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