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• HE WAS ‘TRYING TO BUILD UP HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM’
• NATIONAL PRIORITIES
• NOTED
• GONNA BE A FUN SEMESTER
• THE NEW NAME WILL BE ‘SHITTE’
• PULITZER ALERT
• BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LIVER
• GRANDMA JUST ORDERED 11 PIZZAS
• THIS IS NEWS?
• YOU NEED A BOOSTER, DUDE
• IF YOU DON’T LIKE COCKROACHES
• AW
• CANADIANS: CHECK YOUR TOONIES
• MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE

HE WAS ‘TRYING TO BUILD UP HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM’ Posted: 16 Jan 2022 06:24 AM PST Police stop nude jogger on Microsoft campus after seeing 'illuminated' buttocks (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NATIONAL PRIORITIES Posted: 16 Jan 2022 06:21 AM PST Ruling party presidential candidate Lee Jae-myung said Friday he will add hair loss to ailments covered by national health insurance (Thanks to Charles Cates)

NOTED Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:39 AM PST A doctor has urged people to not put hot sauce in a used condom to avoid pregnancies. (Thanks to pharmaross)

GONNA BE A FUN SEMESTER Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:33 AM PST Tenured Michigan university professor, 74, who wore a 'space helmet' AND mask for Zoom class is placed on leave for calling students 'vectors of disease' for wanting to attend in-person learning (Thanks to Kirsten Martin and Dave Vander Ark)

THE NEW NAME WILL BE ‘SHITTE’ Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:29 AM PST Swedish village decides to change its name after residents were fed up with being censored when they try to write about their lives on Facebook (Thanks to Ralph)

PULITZER ALERT Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:23 AM PST How Many Nipples Do Cats Have? (Thanks to pharmaross)

BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LIVER Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:35 AM PST There's a settlement in Antarctica that is suitable for families except for one major requirement: they must undergo an operation to to remove their appendix before they move in (Thanks to maryann, also Jim Kenaston, who says "On reflection, maybe our HOA isn't so bad after all.")

GRANDMA JUST ORDERED 11 PIZZAS Posted: 15 Jan 2022 05:17 AM PST A group of senior citizens unknowingly consumed pot brownies that were brought to a community center card game by a 73-year-old South Dakota woman who was unaware that her son had prepared the baked goods with THC butter, cops report. (Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS IS NEWS? Posted: 14 Jan 2022 06:51 AM PST Welcome to Florida: The road rules are different here. (Thanks to Ralph)

YOU NEED A BOOSTER, DUDE Posted: 14 Jan 2022 06:49 AM PST According to a study from researchers at OSU, cannabis compounds show the ability to prevent the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 from entering human cells. (Thanks to pharmaross and Barry Nester)

IF YOU DON’T LIKE COCKROACHES Posted: 14 Jan 2022 06:48 AM PST …don't read this. (Thanks to Steve K., pharmaross, B&C and Rick Day)

AW Posted: 14 Jan 2022 05:28 AM PST IRS "in crisis," government watchdog says (Thanks to Rod Nunley)

CANADIANS: CHECK YOUR TOONIES Posted: 14 Jan 2022 05:29 AM PST Fake toonies discovered in Hawkesbury, Ont. (Thanks to Roberto)

MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE Posted: 14 Jan 2022 05:34 AM PST 'Don't kiss or snuggle your bearded dragon' (Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson, Howard from Broward and GJ)

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