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• KENTUCKY TRAFFIC REPORT
• ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS:
• UPDATE
• IF IT WAS 'COPACABANA,' WE'D UNDERSTAND
• WARREN
• THAT SHOULD FIX HIS CREDIT RATING
• WONDER WHY
• HARD PASS
• MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
• UNUSED, FORTUNATELY
• THESE TODDLERS TODAY
• AND IN SPORTS
• IT WAS INEVITABLE, DUDE
• WE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT, BUT WE CAN'T READ IT
• MEN: LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIFT FOR A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE?
• JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS
• THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
• WHO DOESN'T?

KENTUCKY TRAFFIC REPORT Posted: 24 Jan 2022 12:58 PM PST A Limo With A Trunk-Mounted Stripper Pole Crashed Into A Creek No doubt en route to Florida. (Thanks to James Flynn)

ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS: Posted: 24 Jan 2022 12:33 PM PST Trophy drought: A cow must be sacrificed to reverse the bad luck on Black Stars – Prophet (Thanks to pharmaross)

UPDATE Posted: 24 Jan 2022 12:29 PM PST Nephew who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead' Totally plausible. (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w

IF IT WAS 'COPACABANA,' WE'D UNDERSTAND Posted: 24 Jan 2022 12:28 PM PST Man divorces wife in record time after her song choice at their wedding sparks family row (Thanks to John Lobert)

WARREN Posted: 24 Jan 2022 05:01 AM PST The great Warren Zevon would have turned 75 today. He played many times with the Rock Bottom Remainders, possibly because he learned so much about music from me and Steve King.

THAT SHOULD FIX HIS CREDIT RATING Posted: 24 Jan 2022 04:54 AM PST Man Sets Bank Branch on Fire After Being Denied Loan (Thanks to Ralph)

WONDER WHY Posted: 24 Jan 2022 04:50 AM PST Is Old Music Killing New Music? (Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)

HARD PASS Posted: 24 Jan 2022 04:41 AM PST ...it's time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat. (Thanks to John Lobert)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:33 AM PST 9:38 a.m. A woman at a motel told the housekeepers she was immortal. (Thanks to pharmaross)

UNUSED, FORTUNATELY Posted: 24 Jan 2022 04:45 AM PST Truck carrying 30,000 pounds of diapers dumps on Highway 401 (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THESE TODDLERS TODAY Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:30 AM PST Toddler clears out mom's online shopping cart, orders $2K worth of items from Walmart (Thanks to EricY and Jeff Meyerson)

AND IN SPORTS Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:18 AM PST Frisky Henry Dwyer-trained 2YO jumps out with erection at Geelong (Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS INEVITABLE, DUDE Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:16 AM PST Pot bust made on Stoner Drive in Bakersfield (Thanks to Ralph)

WE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT, BUT WE CAN'T READ IT Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:14 AM PST Doctor Claims It's Possible To Fart Yourself Blind (Thanks to pharmaross)

MEN: LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL GIFT FOR A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE? Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:08 AM PST Look no further. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:01 AM PST Sheep-Face Pizza On Offer For Farmer's Day (Thanks to Art Kraus)

THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR Posted: 23 Jan 2022 06:11 AM PST Dead man brought to post office by friends seeking his pension (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, pharmaross and Roberto)

WHO DOESN'T? Posted: 23 Jan 2022 05:55 AM PST Wish you could lift dumbbells with your feet like you can with your hands? (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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