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• FLORIDA TACKLES THE ISSUES
• CATS HAVE BRAINS?
• AHEM
• THE MIAMI WEEKEND WEATHER FORECAST
• THIS WOULD NOT BE NEWS IN MIAMI
• A SURGEON GOT HIGH AND SAID, ‘HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!’
• THIS WAS IN FLORIDA, SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT
• IT WAS A FAKE DINOSAUR, OF COURSE, BUT IT HAD A REAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
• THE HAZARDS OF BRONCO BUSTING
• EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING
• WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
• THESE ARE MESSAGES CONCERNING YOUR CAR WARRANTY
• MAKES SENSE
• MOON THE MOON
• DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
• JUSTICE BREYER IS RETIRING
• YIKES
• WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
• UH OH

FLORIDA TACKLES THE ISSUES Posted: 28 Jan 2022 02:08 PM PST Florida already has a state pie — key lime — and the Senate on Thursday unanimously voted to make strawberry shortcake the official state dessert. (Thanks to pharmaross) In fact, the official state dessert is another cocktail. Update: Lawmakers debate adding whipped cream to Florida's potentially new state dessert

CATS HAVE BRAINS? Posted: 28 Jan 2022 01:40 PM PST Study Confirms Suspicions That Cat Brains Are Smaller Than They Used to Be (Thanks to B&C)

AHEM Posted: 28 Jan 2022 01:39 PM PST A two-lane bridge has collapsed in Pittsburgh just hours before US President Joe Biden was expected to visit to discuss his infrastructure bill. (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w) From This Blog's 2021 Year In Review: Congress finally passes the $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill, intended to repair the nation's crumbling roads and bridges through the acquisition and deployment of 48 billion rolls of duct tape. This is the first big legislative win for Biden, who travels to New Hampshire to promote the new law by making a speech on a bridge constructed in 1939, which immediately thereafter collapses into the Pemigewasset River.

THE MIAMI WEEKEND WEATHER FORECAST Posted: 28 Jan 2022 10:19 AM PST We are looking at a 110 percent chance of completely freaking out.

THIS WOULD NOT BE NEWS IN MIAMI Posted: 28 Jan 2022 07:44 AM PST Man drove without insurance or a licence for more than 70 years (Thanks to DaninDallas and B&C)

A SURGEON GOT HIGH AND SAID, ‘HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!’ Posted: 28 Jan 2022 06:47 AM PST Cocaine was the secret ingredient in pig-to-human heart transplant (Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS WAS IN FLORIDA, SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT Posted: 27 Jan 2022 09:58 AM PST Drug Suspect Claimed Bag Of Syringes Was "For Fishing," Police Report (Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS A FAKE DINOSAUR, OF COURSE, BUT IT HAD A REAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE Posted: 27 Jan 2022 09:51 AM PST T-Rex stuns drivers on Interstate 4 (Thanks to pharmaross)

THE HAZARDS OF BRONCO BUSTING Posted: 27 Jan 2022 09:16 AM PST Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from reporting on the hazards of bronco busting. (Thanks to pharmaross)

EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING Posted: 27 Jan 2022 09:13 AM PST Hi, This would be the last time I contact.

WHAT’S THAT SMELL? Posted: 27 Jan 2022 05:46 AM PST TV Weatherman Appears To Fart On Air (Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sounds like a partially occluded front is passing through the area.")

THESE ARE MESSAGES CONCERNING YOUR CAR WARRANTY Posted: 27 Jan 2022 09:10 AM PST Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes remains a mystery (Thanks to B&C)

MAKES SENSE Posted: 27 Jan 2022 05:40 AM PST New scientific paper claims octopuses are actually aliens from outer space (Thanks to Barry Nester)

MOON THE MOON Posted: 27 Jan 2022 05:38 AM PST The moon appears larger when it's near the horizon, but you can defeat this illusion by bending over and viewing it between your legs. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM Posted: 27 Jan 2022 05:33 AM PST Lion loses a TESTICLE after lionesses attack him for trying to steal their food (Thanks to pharmaross)

JUSTICE BREYER IS RETIRING Posted: 26 Jan 2022 10:01 AM PST This blog enjoyed serving as his mentor.

YIKES Posted: 26 Jan 2022 06:38 AM PST Seriously, yikes. (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "there had to be vodka involved.")

WHAT’S THAT SMELL? Posted: 26 Jan 2022 06:35 AM PST Hippos unleash poop tornado in response to stranger danger (Thanks to Ralph)

UH OH Posted: 26 Jan 2022 06:34 AM PST Woman who helped monkeys in Pennsylvania crash experiencing health issues: report (Thanks to pharmaross)

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