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• AW MAN
• PROBABLY JUST INDICATING HIS INTENTION TO CHANGE LANES
• IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE
• ALSO THE COW WILL BE FILING CHARGES
• ‘I ACCIDENTALLY NOTICED THIS TALENT OF MINE’
• THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF IT
• YEEPERS
• WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH
• FASHION UPDATE
• THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT KIM JONG-UN IS GUARDING AGAINST
• ‘IT IS HEAVILY GUARDED’

AW MAN Posted: 30 Jan 2022 11:38 AM PST We lost Johnny Fever.

PROBABLY JUST INDICATING HIS INTENTION TO CHANGE LANES Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:47 AM PST Driver Opens Fire At Another Car On I-95 In Miami (Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS THE ONLY RATIONAL RESPONSE Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:43 AM PST Walmart shopper allegedly sets fire to Bounty paper towels after being mad that they were out of almond milk in viral TikTok (Thanks to Geoff Scott)

ALSO THE COW WILL BE FILING CHARGES Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:41 AM PST Madhya Pradesh Man Beaten For Urinating In Front Of Cow (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

‘I ACCIDENTALLY NOTICED THIS TALENT OF MINE’ Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:39 AM PST Abolfazl Saber Mokhtari, 50, who broke the record in Karaj, said he has been balancing spoons on his body since he was a child. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THE SNAKES WILL TAKE CARE OF IT Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:33 AM PST Traffic in Australia is just offal after semi-truck sloshes animal guts across highway (Thanks to Static Joeage)

YEEPERS Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:32 AM PST Great white shark leaps into air just metres from tourist boat (Thanks to pharmaross) This is why nations should use yards, which we believe are longer than "metres."

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH Posted: 30 Jan 2022 06:29 AM PST Rash of sewing machine thefts at east Lincoln craft store (Thanks to pharmaross)

FASHION UPDATE Posted: 29 Jan 2022 05:49 AM PST Apparently the Munster look is in. (Thanks to Alkali Bill)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT KIM JONG-UN IS GUARDING AGAINST Posted: 29 Jan 2022 05:45 AM PST Shocked British tourist finds a huge monitor lizard crawling out of the toilet in Thailand (Thanks to B&C)

‘IT IS HEAVILY GUARDED’ Posted: 29 Jan 2022 05:39 AM PST Kim Jong-un travels with his own portable toilet (Thanks to pharmaross)

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