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• HIS DOG IS ‘A TRAINED IGUANA RETRIEVER’
• A CALM AND RATIONAL RESPONSE
• SIT TALL, AMERICA
• CSI: HENRY COUNTY

HIS DOG IS ‘A TRAINED IGUANA RETRIEVER’ Posted: 26 Feb 2022 05:53 AM PST Iguana Hunter Kills Giant Invasive Lizards in Florida (Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "Seriously, do parents let there children roam in the wild there?") (To which this blog responds: The wild here is a lot safer than the roads.)

A CALM AND RATIONAL RESPONSE Posted: 26 Feb 2022 05:50 AM PST A Chippewa Township man is accused of destroying a bedroom with a chainsaw after becoming enraged over a dog defecating on the floor. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SIT TALL, AMERICA Posted: 26 Feb 2022 05:45 AM PST U.S. ranks No. 2 in toilet paper usage "Coming in behind China." (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: HENRY COUNTY Posted: 26 Feb 2022 05:42 AM PST Arrest made, thanks to a goat (Thanks to Ralph)

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