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• WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
• 'THIS IS NOT YOUR PARENTS' SEWAGE PUMP STATION'
• SO IT'S GOING TO STAY UP
• YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM OUR COLD, DEAD FINGERS
• IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PERSON YOU SUSPECT
• DOES IT COME WITH VETO POWER?
• SNORKELERS WELCOME!
• 'OH, *THESE* BICYCLES, OFFICERS?'
• THIS IS EVERY DAY IN THE BLOG'S 'HOOD

WHAT’S THAT SMELL? Posted: 30 Mar 2022 08:04 AM PDT Bathe in poop with Japan's latest weirdly wonderful bath bomb (Thanks to Ralph)

'THIS IS NOT YOUR PARENTS' SEWAGE PUMP STATION' Posted: 30 Mar 2022 08:04 AM PDT New sewage pump station in Ballard will feature 80-foot-tall steel lattice with shimmering lights (Thanks to Ralph, who says "Grand Forks must challenge this!")

SO IT'S GOING TO STAY UP Posted: 30 Mar 2022 08:00 AM PDT Work begins on restoration of North Philly's historic 'Boner 4ever' building (Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM OUR COLD, DEAD FINGERS Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:58 AM PDT The battle for your toilet paper is on (Thanks to Chris Elzi, Le Petomane and Frank)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PERSON YOU SUSPECT Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:52 AM PDT 1:51 a.m. — A 67-year-old woman called 911 to report that she observed an unknown subject in her house on her security camera. Upon reviewing the footage with the complainant, it was determined that she saw herself on the footage. (Thanks to Regan Wieland)

DOES IT COME WITH VETO POWER? Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:42 AM PDT Mexico to rent out presidential jet for weddings, parties (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "an actual air bnb.")

SNORKELERS WELCOME! Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:41 AM PDT Scientists have discovered a secret great white shark social club in the clear blue waters of Guadalupe Island, off the western coast of Mexico. (Thanks to John Lobert)

'OH, *THESE* BICYCLES, OFFICERS?' Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:56 AM PDT A man in Oxfordshire, England is currently being investigated about a pile of over 500 bicycles in his backyard, a stash so big it literally shows up on Google Earth. (Thanks to Bob Brogan and The Perts)

THIS IS EVERY DAY IN THE BLOG'S 'HOOD Posted: 30 Mar 2022 07:20 AM PDT It's Manatee Appreciation Day. (Thanks to pharmaross)

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