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Lethal Weapon Films Ranked no.4: Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 03:25 PM PDT

Not a great series, but it has its amusements. What started as a rather serious look at a policeman with suicidal depression finding reason for life quickly became a corporate product, driven by opening weekend grosses hinging entirely on recognizable elements and the charm of its leads.

 

I can easily see why Shane Black found a way to direct his own scripts with Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. His script for Lethal Weapon 2, supposedly some kind of masterpiece, was rewritten to the point where it barely looked like the script that started the production.

 

Oh well, it's done, four movies long, and ready for the listicle treatment. The definitive listicle treatment, no less.

 

 

#4 in my ranking of the Lethal Weapon franchise.

 

 

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In retrospect, I was probably a tad overgenerous to Lethal Weapon 2. It was a made by committee mess, but it still managed to entertain me. Well, the second sequel in the franchise continues the heavy downward trend, becoming pretty much nothing more than an interconnected series of ideas that never actually gel in any way, shape, or form. It relies heavily on charm and chemistry from the actors, but that really only goes so far when the scenes of chemistry between our two stars end up feeling like they're from a completely different movie than the one around them. And what's around them is a hodgepodge of different stories and set pieces that simply do not come together in anything approximating a satisfying way.

 

 

Neither of the first two films were great. Both were compromised in some way, taking supposedly great scripts and diluting them to one degree or another. The uncredited script doctor of the second film, Jeffrey Boam, got the job to write the third, and I have a distinct suspicion that it wasn't because he was a great screenwriter. I believe it's because he was able to follow the orders from Richard Donner, the director, and Joel Silver, the producer, with minimal fuss. Because of that experience, he was given the similar assignment on Lethal Weapon 3, and it's pretty obvious he was just collating different ideas together into one script without really trying to smooth everything out into anything that even resembled a cohesive whole.

 

 

I get the sense that someone really wanted these movies to be American James Bond films. The previous film and this one start with an action scene, and this one even has a somewhat elaborate credit sequence with fire making the three in the title. The opening sequence feels like an excuse to blow up a building because it never ties to anything else in the movie. Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover) are just trying to survive Murtaugh's final week before retirement (I'm honestly surprised it took three movies to get to the retirement trope). And, of course, it's going to be action packed. After the meaningless bomb in the building, they are demoted to patrolmen again, complete with blue dress, and they end up in a chase with an armored car that leads to the arrest of one of the perps while the other gets away. Both were working for Jack Travis (Stuart Wilson), an ex-cop who's stealing guns from police warehouses and…building a housing development in the middle of nowhere? How do these things connect? They don't. Why have the housing development at all? Because they found the real location (damage from a financial bubble burst a couple of years before), and they had a great idea for an ending action sequence. See what I mean when there's simply no effort in actually getting these different elements to gel?

 

 

Another element is that Murtaugh's eldest son, Nick (Damon Hines) is friends with a low level gang member working for a guy working for Travis. This is where the idea of black genocide at the hands of white perpetrators ends up popping up, and…it goes absolutely nowhere other than the only bit of real police work in this whole series where Murtaugh angrily threatens to blow off several people's heads until they find Travis. Which they don't do. The actual police work in these movies have always been a joke, but the decision to include Leo Getz (Joe Pesci) highlights the overall issues even more. Getz was not a great part of the second film, but the studio was entering quality proof financial returns. They just threw everything up at the screen from last time in a hope that something in there was what people liked, and so Getz comes back to give two random clues (that could have come from anywhere, including actual police databases, making Getz's inclusion feel shockingly unnecessary). And Pesci is just kind of annoying here.

 

 

The best part of the film is Rene Russo's Lorna Cole. I wouldn't go so far as to say that she's great or anything, but she's a fun foil to Gibson's Riggs, giving him someone to bounce off of that's not Murtaugh and recapturing some of the character based charm of the first film. Their best scene, that was apparently cut from the theatrical release, is their comparison of scars that's actually quite charming. No other scene between them is as good, but it's certainly more than what we got with the romance in Lethal Weapon 2.

 

 

The other good thing is simply the action. Richard Donner didn't seem to understand storytelling all that well, or at least he couldn't get his storytelling concerns addressed under Joel Silver in the late 80s and early 90s (I lean towards the former, to be honest). He did however understand the mechanics of staging an action scene. The bomb sequence that starts the film is clearly filmed and thinly entertaining, even if it never connects to anything else. The chase with the armored car is replete with James Gunn-esque undermining of tension with jokes (the black lady driver is smitten with Murtaugh, and she appears later in one scene and it goes nowhere like pretty much everything else in this movie), making it the least of the actions sequences. The finale, despite the fact that it pretty much makes no sense from a storytelling perspective, is kind of great. There's the unfinished houses, the truck leaking gas, lots of fire, and some explosions in the middle of the gunplay. It's neatly filmed with clear lines of action, and it works from a purely technical point of view.

 

 

Everything else is terrible, though. Riggs and Murtaugh are separated for long stretches of the film, so the appeal of the buddy cop dynamic disappears for about half the movie. The idea of black on black violence being a genocide brought upon by nefarious white figures is half-formed, at best, and disappears completely. The villain's plot never really makes a whole lot of sense. Subplots appear and disappear at random. Murtaugh's retirement gets forgotten for reels at a time, and there's only one scene, that comes out of nowhere, where Riggs deals with it in a way that even resembles how the first film would have dealt with it, and in a much jokier film that ends up feeling weird at best.

 

 

This film is a disaster. A mess of committee filmmaking backed by guaranteed financial returns, killing any need for the story to actually come together as long as certain checkboxes were marked. The actors returned? Check. There's action? Check. There's banter? Check. Donner gets in all of his social justice digs? Check. Silver gets his big action set pieces? Check. There's comedy? Check. There's a romance to help attract more women? Check. Does it make sense? It doesn't need to because it's guaranteed to open (which it did).

 

 

 

I can't lay all of the blame for terrible corporate franchise filmmaking at the feet of Lethal Weapon 3, but I can lay some of it on Richard Donner's mess of a film, a film so ridiculous it feels more like a prequel to Last Action Hero than a sequel to Lethal Weapon.

 

 

Rating: 1/4

 

Originally published here.

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Indie Comics Showcase #175: Balor, Capsules & Tales of Abuse

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 01:15 PM PDT

 

 

Welcome back to another installment of Indie Comics Showcase, the weekly blog where we signal boost a few truly independent comics that are currently crowdfunding their projects, crowdsourcing their funding in some way, or just completely self-publishing on their own. Every little bit of support for these creators matters, from a single dollar pledge to the twenty-five dollar bundle, and of course the higher tiers are usually fun too! Even if you can’t back a campaign or buy a book, you can share or tweet about these projects to your friends and followers. 

 

On Indie Comics Showcase, we interview the creators, show off some art, and tell you how you can check out the product for yourself. Below we have some outstanding crowdfunding campaigns this week for you to learn about, enjoy, and hopefully support by backing one or more of them! Thanks for checking these out and for being the best part of Indie Comics Showcase. Let's jump in!

 

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CAPSULES
by Leland Bjerg

Check out the campaign here!

Chris Braly: Welcome to Indie Comics Showcase, Leland. Hit me with the elevator pitch for Capsules.

Leland Bjerg: After two years of drifting in space, Jericho Huxley is at his wit’s end. He’s been holding together a vessel designed for a crew of eight almost single-handedly, as his wife, Anna, suffers from extreme PTSD, and often is too unwell to help. His only confidant is the ship’s medibot, Spenser, whose primary function is to provide mood stabilizing medications and prevent space madness. When the ship’s life support fails, all the frustrations Jericho has been suppressing come boiling to the surface, and he and Anna are thrown into a conflict that may tear them apart forever.

CB: What inspired this story and led you to crowdfunding it?

LB: It came from my experience as a caregiver. I decided to self-publish because I needed to tell this story with or without the backing of a publisher.

 

CB: Who is it aimed at?

LB: The bullseye is other caregivers in need of inspiration, but the overall target are for fans of sci-fi that explore meaningful topics like relationships and mental health.

 

CB: Fascinating. Tell me about your creative process, and how it was developed.

LB: Finding the humor in hardship, trauma, and the dark side of human nature. This came from a familial culture of finding the laugh during tough times, as well as reading authors like William Golding, Brian K. Vaughan, Bill Watterson, and Alan Moore. As well as studying evolutionary biology.

 

CB: Who is handling the creative chores here?

LB: I’m the writer, editor, and comic letterer. I’m a three-time Platform Comics finalist and have published work with Fugitive Poems. Casey Poznikoff is the illustrator and Casey has a strong interest in the occult, mental health/illness, and mythologies (both personal & cultural) which keeps the work richly dark, yet optimistic. Casey works primarily digitally, but ink of every variety (Indian ink, tattoo ink, printmaking ink) keeps them rooted in traditional practices.

CB: How does your workflow proceed? And how far along is the book?

LB: The script goes to the artist. The artist produces roughs. I add rough lettering. We iterate on the roughs until we’re ready to lock in the layouts. The artist works their magic. I gush about their genius. I add final lettering. We gush about our genius. The book is complete.

 

 

 

CB: What can you tell me about what you’re learning from self-publishing / crowdfunding through this process?

LB: There is no way to sidestep selling yourself if you want to make art.

CB: Are there plans beyond this book? Are there more stories to tell?

LB: There is an arc planned. I’m trying not to think about it until after this first book funds.

 

CB: Thanks for talking with us, Leland. Good luck on this project. Is there anything else you would like to share with our readers before conclude the interview?

LB: Just a giant thanks to the indie comics community. It feels very special to be a part of it.

Check out the campaign here!

 

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TALES OF ABUSE
by Shane Raine

Check out this comic here!

Chris Braly: Welcome to ICS, Shane. Tell me about your webcomic Tales of Abuse.

Shane Raine: It’s about abuse. My abuse. How I survived extreme poverty, child abuse and neglect.

 

 

CB: What made you decide to put it into a comic?

SR: My wife told me that she doesn’t think I can work anymore and she wanted me to focus on my cartooning full time.  I am disabled from extreme PTSD and this is my way to start recovering and moving on.

CB: Who is this aimed at? Strictly for grown-ups?

SR: Adults…Oh yeah!  Kids don’t need to read what I endured.

 

 

CB: So explain your style and creative process to me.

SR: Everything starts with the story. I know what I want to tell. Next I develop a thumb, I work my sequential out before I draw it in scale.   I may draw 3 different thumbs before I decide on the end sequential. Oh I cut up brown paper grocery to printer size paper.  It’s free.   Then I quickly draw every frame just structure no details and stand back and look at it.  Is it working for me. More importantly DO-I-LIKE-IT?  If I like it, I know you’ll like it.  Then I go in and pencil details. This process will take about 6 to 8 hours.  Then I ink it.

 

CB: Is it just you on the creative team?

SR: Just my wife and me. She handles the uploading and websites and is my manager.

 

CB: I know readers can jump on your website to follow along and read it so far. How far along is the book? And do you have plans beyond this story?

SR: Right now I am doing 2 pages a week.  I am working on another project. My passion project. It will eventually be a Kickstarter. I have at least 30 years of materiel to do in this manner. 2 Pages a week, more if I can. I plan on drawing this webcomic until I die.  People need to know what happened to me and my sister. It’s important. We survived, I want to tell people how I survived. I will never stop drawing this web-comic.

 

CB: Thanks for sharing. I want to remind readers this book is free. Anything else you want to share with our readers before we wrap up?

SR: If you find value in what I do please buy me a cup coffee. And know that you are helping me hold my abusers accountable. That means so much to me.

Check out this comic here!

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BALOR
by Peter Harte

Check out the crowdfunding page here

 

 

Chris Braly: Tell me about your comic Balor, Peter.

Peter Harte: Sean James was just a normal kid with a tragic story to tell until he was gifted the powers of the mythological demon king "Balor". With these new powers, Sean goes on the hunt for his brother's killer, but evidence of another powered person and a mysterious organization called the SCMP are about to flip his mission on it's head! It’s 22 colored pages of mythology, mystery, superpowers, and finger guns!

 

CB: Where did the idea for this comic come from and what led you to self-publishing?

PH: I have always loved mythology, especially Irish mythology. In my opinion there was a gap in the market for a superhero story based fully on the mythologies of the world. Also I wanted to create an Irish hero without the usual stereotypes.  I decided to self publish as I beloved it was time to put myself out there and give comic writing my best shot. With self publishing I can also fully control my IP and tell the story the way my readers and I love.

 

CB: What kind of comic readers is this suited for?

PH: Superhero fans and fans of a good mystery will love this book. Also anyone with an interest for mythology. Think Misfits x Love/Hate

CB: What got you into this and helped you developed your creative process?

PH: I run a comic podcast and over the years have gotten advice from some of the best writers in the game. (Al Ewing, Kelly Thompson, etc) I always make sure to take heed of this advice though my creative process is very strange. I usually wrote down my list of characters and locations then wait for them to talk to me.

 

CB: Can you talk about your creative team that contributed to this project?

PH: I actually met Amii (squish) on Twitter through mutual friends. Squish has been my artist since issue 1 and honestly in my opinion there was nobody else who could've brought Balor to life the way she did. Her style and ideas really are the heart of Balor. For issue two we are welcoming Grace K as colourist and Paul Carroll as letterer.

 

CB: Is the book ready to distribute? Or is it still in production?

PH: We have a production line set up going so once Squish finishes a page she will send it to Grace to color, who then will send to Paul to letter. Squish is currently inking the book to get it ready to send to Grace. The ETA on Kickstarter is June but we believe we will have it ready to ship a lot sooner.

 

CB: What have you been learning from self-publishing through this process?

PH: It's hard! Every step of the way has its own difficulties and my respect for self published writer has grown every day. Marketing is where I fall short sometimes. Getting those eyes on your project is a full time job

CB: Are there plans beyond this book? More stories to tell?

PH: I have Balor outlined for 4 volumes so far. I know where the story is going right up to issue 24. I hope we can find enough new fans to get it that far because we have some very interesting storylines planned.

 

CB: What are some of the perks on your campaign? 

PH: We have a tier for everyone. There is catch up tiers for this who missed issue 1. We have a small amount of limited St Patrick's Day covers available If you want to be in the book If you want a speaking role, and we offer original artwork. We have it all lol. Also all physical backers get free Balor stickers, that's cool right?

CB: Great. Anything else you would like to share with our readers before we sign off?

PH: Yes, if my project does not appeal to you then there are tons of other amazing books by awesome creators available on Kickstarter and Zoop. Supporting indie isn't just getting a cool book, but also being part of making someone's dream come true

CB: I couldn’t agree more. Good luck, Peter.

 

Check out the crowdfunding page here

 

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That’s it for this installment. If you’re a creator ramping up your own campaign or have a comic available for purchase online and you want to be featured in our weekly column, click here. And follow Indie Comics Showcase on Twitter at @Indie_Comics and reach out to them for more eyes on YOUR crowdfunding comic project. Until next time, support indie comics!

 

 

 


 

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Watch: Sonic & Tails Crash a Wedding in ‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ Clip

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 10:55 AM PDT

 

Paramount Pictures has released a new clip from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 that sees Sonic and Tails unintentionally crash a wedding.

 

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is currently set to release in theaters on April 8th.

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So is the Netflix Version of Daredevil Officially Part of MCU or Not?

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 08:25 AM PDT

 

The answer to whether or not the Netflix Daredevil series is canon is still just as murky as it was last week, but yesterday it was different. An article from ComicBook.com recently talked about how fans were using the Daredevil listing on Marvel.com to officially tie the series into the MCU.

 

It seems if you read the encyclopedia entry for Daredevil and read through the "On Screen Full Report" all they way to the bottom, you'd find an additional paragraph that talked about Matt Murdock's (Charlie Cox) whereabouts during Spider-Man: No Way Home, where he helped defend a young Peter Parker (Tom Holland). Now, we don't know if it was Doctor Strange's spell or someone at Marvel Studios saying, "Not so fast," but when you visit the site today, it ends with the ending of Daredevil season three, no mention of the events of No Way Home at all.

 

Which means that the answer to whether the series is canon continues to be a mystery. But you can watch the series on Disney+ now.

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Why Kevin Smith Should Just Stay Out of Comics Altogether

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 06:15 AM PDT

 

 

In some news I’d almost missed, Bleeding Fool reported a few weeks ago that overrated filmmaker/occasional comics writer Kevin Smith is going to launch his own line of indie comics at Dark Horse:

 

Kevin Smith is getting in the Dark Horse business with a line of creator own comics that he will write. The line will be called Kevin Smith's Secret Stash Press, named for his New Jersey comic shop.

Smith will launch his line this fall with Masquerade, an eight-issue series about a budding vigilante. It will be followed by the ongoing anthology Quick Stops, set in his View Askewniverse movies that will include characters from films as Clerks, Mallrats and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

"I've been a fan of Kevin's films for years. The fact is, we have much in common. We've both worked in our own comic shops, worked in the film business, but most of all, have a passionate love for the comics medium," Dark Horse president and founder Mike Richardson said in a statement. "It only makes sense for us to finally team up, and I am extremely proud to announce his exciting new line of comic books and graphic novels here at Dark Horse. Kevin has a brilliant, creative mind, and I can't wait to see what he has in store for all of us."

 

I find this laughable. To say Smith’s got a passion for comics is but a huge exaggeration we could do without, recalling the time he wrote – and delayed his completion for a year and a half – of a Black Cat miniseries in the early 2000s with an awfully gratuitous retcon to Felicia Hardy’s origins, establishing she was a rape victim. And years later, Smith was involved in a new take on the old Masters of the Universe cartoon broadcast on the one and only Netflix, which saw He-Man speared to death by Skeletor, so Teela could substitute for him. You’d probably think that was intended to apologize for his ill-advised direction with Black Cat, but I doubt it, if only because Smith never seemed to apologize for his earlier mistake. And he sure didn’t promote the cartoon in a respectable way.

 

At least here, Smith is dealing with his own creations, but it’ll be no shock if they come off as overrated and pretentious as several other film and comic projects of his in the past. And what next, will we learn this is all another stunt to create material that can almost instantly be adapted to film? That too would make things silly.

 

 

Originally published here

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Watch: ‘Picard’ Season 3 Turning Into a ‘Next Generation’ Reunion Show

Posted: 06 Apr 2022 04:45 AM PDT

 

Jean-Luc is getting the old gang back together.

 

"Star Trek: The Next Generation" stars LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Jonathan Frakes, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis and Brent Spiner will join Patrick Stewart for the third and final season of the Paramount Plus series "Star Trek: Picard."

 

Spiner has played several characters on "Picard" in Season 1 and 2 (which is currently streaming), including his original role of the android Data; Frakes and Sirtis appeared in one memorable episode of "Picard" in Season 1 as William T. Riker and Deanna Troi. And Whoopi Goldberg reprised her role as Guinan in the Season 2 premiere. But this will be the first time the main "TNG" cast — including Burton as Geordi La Forge, Dorn as Worf, and McFadden as Dr. Beverly Crusher — has performed on screen together since the 2002 feature film "Star Trek: Nemesis."

 

However, based on the previous seasons, and the social justice plotlines and politics they’ve included so far, this brings little hope of improvement for the Trek series.

 

The announcement — featured in a video of all the "TNG" actors talking about getting back together while Picard regards his old uniform — came yesterday, April 5, which also happens to be known to "Trek" fans as First Contact Day, the day aliens (namely, Vulcans) first made contact with humanity in 2063, as depicted in the 1996 "TNG" movie "Star Trek: First Contact."

 

You can watch the Season 3 announcement video here

 

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via Variety

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Retro Review: Schwarzenegger’s ‘Last Action Hero’ (1993)

Posted: 05 Apr 2022 03:25 PM PDT

 

It's often said that the mark of a good parody is that you could take out all the jokes, and it would still play well as a straight genre film. The best parodies start with that ingredient and add a deep love for the source material.

 

Due in part to those multiple points of failure, and because comedy is the most difficult genre to write well, it's easy for a parody to misfire. The results can be career-crippling, as no less a star than Arnold Schwarzenegger attests.

 

That's right. Arnold himself pinpoints Last Action Hero, the 1993 parody of his bread-and-butter action film genre as the start of his movie career's decline.

 

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True, the movie was a critical and commercial disappointment. But does Last Action Hero deserve its dismal reputation? Revisiting the movie three decades later puts its legacy in perspective. First, a heads up. This movie is 30 years old, so no effort will be made to avoid spoilers. Besides, if you've ever seen an 80s action flick, you already know the basic plot structure.

 

Last Action Hero's perspective character is a teenage kid named Danny. Raised in a bad New York neighborhood by a widowed mom, Danny seeks escape in schlock action movies. And he seeks a father figure in Jack Slater (Schwarzenegger), a pastiche of every trigger happy movie cop from Harry Callahan to Marion Cobretti.

 

One night after getting mugged, Danny flees to a midnight showing of the latest Jack Slater flick. The aged projectionist of the even more aged theater gives Danny a magic ticket claimed by Harry Houdini to be the key to another world. During the screening, the ticket activates and transports Danny into the fictionalized Los Angeles of Slater's world.

 

 

In an unintended parallel with contemporary manga, this plot hook may qualify Last Action Hero for the isekai genre. It's even unclear at first if Danny wasn't transported to Jack's world by dynamite that flew from the screen and which may have killed him.

 

Anyway, Danny leverages his special power–encyclopedic knowledge of action movie tropes–to carve out a niche in Jack's world. In particular, his having overheard the villains' plot while watching the opening scene prompts Jack's hotheaded lieutenant to deputize Danny as Jack's new partner.

 

While working with Jack to stop an evil yet dimwitted mob boss from killing off his competition, Danny's bigger challenge is convincing his hero that they're both in a movie. The stock actioner plot takes a meta-level turn when Benedict, the mob boss' much more evil and far more intelligent enforcer, gets a hold of Danny's ticket and escapes into our world. Jack and Danny leap back through the screen in a race to stop Benedict from unleashing a horde of other movie villains on New York.

 

 

Where Jack learns the hard way that in real life breaking glass hurts, bullets can kill heroes, and the bad guys can win.

 

Last Action Hero was panned on its first release. It's gone down in cinema history as a career-tarnishing blunder. But does it hold up better in retrospect?

 

Nope.

 

Part of the reason the years haven't improved Last Action Hero's rep much is that it wasn't that bad to begin with. It was never awful, just middle-of-the-road when the studio needed it to be a blockbuster. They wanted Ghostbusters and got Mystery Men.

 

 

Here are Last Action Hero's besetting vices:

  • Inconsistent tone. The movie suffers wild mood swings from tongue-in-cheek to [actual] cartoon to maudlin. One minute Jack's being chased by villains with an ACME dynamite kit, the next he's distracting his ex-wife with a taped phone conversation; then we learn they're divorced because the previous movie's villain killed Jack's son. The viewer's never sure how to feel.
  • Unclear magic system. How does the magic ticket work? Does it work? The first thing that crosses over from the movies to our world is a bundle of dynamite, which may have been what really isekaied Danny to Jack's world. We don't see him use the ticket to enter the screen at first. Later, Benedict can put his hand through walls while holding the ticket, and it's Jack who throws him into our world by accident. Benedict later implies he's been going into other films to recruit movie villains, but we never see it.

    Two other screen baddies–the Ripper from Jack Slater III and Death from The Seventh Seal–appear in New York, but we aren't shown how the former crossed over. And the latter just walks out off the screen when the ticket lands on the sidewalk outside the theater. Getting the other half of the ticket does seem to let Danny return Jack home by turning the whole proscenium arch into a portal, yet Nick the projectionist later says the magic was in Danny all along. Maybe that's why nobody's concerned about finding the missing half of the ticket that let Bergman's Death into the real world. The inconsistency is handwaved as pre-Sandersonian "Magic does what it wants" mysticism. But that copout falls flat in an action movie, where tension is vital to viewer interest.

  • Broken promises. The movie sets up a compelling arc for each main character but doesn't give satisfying closure. Danny wants a father to teach him courage. His arc is established when the mugger handcuffs him to a pipe. The movie later gives him the perfect chance to overcome his fear and redeem his failure when crooked fed John Practice similarly cuffs him and Jack. Although Danny still has the key from his previous failure, the writers thwart his rescue of Jack so they can get bailed out by a cartoon cat. Breaking a main character's arc for such a dumb gag is inexcusable. Almost as bad, the movie drops strong hints that Jack and Danny will fulfill each other's arcs by becoming father and son. There's even a scene of Jack spending all night talking to Danny's widowed mom and hitting it off.

    Director John McTiernan called Last Action Hero "a Cinderella story." He must not have seen Cinderella. If he had, he'd know a Cinderella ending would involve Jack marrying Danny's mom and taking them away from their crime-ridden slum to live in his idealized Hollywood world. Jack's arc comes closest to getting closure. He kills his son's killer–even though he already did that in Jack Slater III. His real desire is to be a regular cop who enforces laws and protects citizens, not a superhero who ricochets from one zany adventure to another. His last scene, in which he tells off his rage-head boss, suggests he might get his wish, but we're left unsure.

Now, so you don't think I'm just hating on the movie, it's got quite a lot going for it, including:

  • Fun. The over-the-top action set pieces are a lot of fun. This virtue covers many sins.
  • Genre homage. Jack Slater IV's action movie plot works as an action movie plot. It would have worked even better if the film makers had trusted the story to tell itself instead of interrupting the flow with constant nudge-and-wink gags that range from loving teases to scathing rebukes. Their ambivalence comes through in the final product.
  • Villains. If Last Action Hero can boast any feathers in its cap, it's the movie's villains. Charles Dance and Tom Noonan pour all their considerable acting chops into playing Benedict and Ripper. As a result, they both manage the rare feat of being genre tropes and fleshed-out characters at the same time. Dance's Benedict is a true threat who becomes a genuine terror when he emerges into our world with genre savvy to rival Danny's. An often overlooked question raised by Benedict: What are the metaphysical implications of a real person being murdered by a fictional character? Pondering that one gave me a shiver.

 

Not reflecting on the movie's inherent merits, but of special interest to members of Gen Y, Last Action Hero marked a milestone where Hollywood reached a crossroads. It bid a bittersweet farewell to the action flicks of the 80s and gave a foretaste of Cultural Ground Zero dead ahead. The movie captures a slice of the High 90s culture that turned out to be the zenith of postwar optimism before the West's steep decline.

 

 

Perhaps it's fitting that the fall of Arnold's star tracks with that of our civilization.

 

****

 

A wild, crazy, electric ride

Read now

 

Originally published here.

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Watch: Steven Has ‘Moon Knight’ Action Figure in New Teaser

Posted: 05 Apr 2022 01:15 PM PDT

Marvel just released a new teaser for Moon Knight this morning, and while the majority of it contains footage we've seen before, there is one new bit that stands out.

 

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First we see Oscar Isaac as Steven Grant running out of his bed, being tripped by his ankle restraint, and falling to the floor. Then it appears we cut to an all-white room with Steven wearing all white and a Moon Knight action figure has fallen out of his hands. The feel of the room has that "institution" vibe and in earlier trailers we've seen the character in a padded room.

 

 

But also, in the clip we see him in Egypt and the look on his face is very much NOT Steven. Is that Marc? Are we seeing what led him to his death and rebirth as the avatar of Khonshu? Episode two of Moon Knight will be released tomorrow on April 6th on Disney+.   

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Obi-Wan Kenobi Premiere Delayed for Double Episode Launch

Posted: 05 Apr 2022 10:55 AM PDT

 

"Star Wars" fans will have to wait just a bit longer to see Ewan McGregor back in action as Obi-Wan. The upcoming "Obi-Wan Kenobi" series is pushing back its premiere from Wednesday, May 25, to Friday, May 27, McGregor announced last week.

 

However, the first two episodes of the limited series will drop on Disney+ that day. In a battle of galactic proportions, "Obi-Wan Kenobi" will now go head to head with Netflix's "Stranger Things" Season 4, which is releasing Part 1 of its latest season that same day, May 27.

 

 

Since Marvel Studios' "Loki" series last year, Disney+ has stuck with Wednesdays to launch its major TV series, like Marvel's "Hawkeye" and Star Wars' "The Book of Boba Fett." Before that, "The Mandalorian," "WandaVision" and "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier" released weekly episodes on Fridays.

 

McGregor's announcement only included the first two episodes of "Obi-Wan Kenobi," so the remaining four episodes may stick with releasing on Wednesdays.

 

via Variety

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