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• 48 OF THE WORDS ARE VARIATIONS OF 'OUCH'
• CANADA: A NATION IN TURMOIL
• AFTER 'A MESSY LOVE TRIANGLE'
• MEANWHILE THE WORLD’S STOCKPILE OF MAGAZINES IS DWINDLING
• TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
• 'IT FOLLOWED A FROG INTO THE RESTROOM'
• ALL PART OF THE SQUIRREL TAKEOVER PLAN
• WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
• DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING
• SNAKESNAP
• NICE, UM, LOBES
• NO DOUBT HOPING TO LAND IN FLORIDA
• HE CAN ALSO LEGALLY DRIVE IN FLORIDA
• THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE

48 OF THE WORDS ARE VARIATIONS OF 'OUCH' Posted: 07 Apr 2022 06:44 AM PDT Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 'words', scientist claims (Thanks to Alakali Bill, who says "I'm pretty sure I knew this scientist in grad school.")

CANADA: A NATION IN TURMOIL Posted: 07 Apr 2022 06:10 AM PDT Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster leader's ICBC pirate hat fight continues (Thanks to The Perts)

AFTER 'A MESSY LOVE TRIANGLE' Posted: 07 Apr 2022 06:05 AM PDT Japan's Monkey Queen Made It Through Mating Season With Her Reign Intact (Thanks to Frank)

MEANWHILE THE WORLD’S STOCKPILE OF MAGAZINES IS DWINDLING Posted: 06 Apr 2022 11:25 AM PDT There are now 50,000 known different species of spider crawling the Earth, the World Spider Catalog announced Wednesday -- and there might be another 50,000 out there. (Thanks to Rick Day)

TOTALLY MAKES SENSE Posted: 06 Apr 2022 09:43 AM PDT Drinking Alcohol Improves Your Ability To Learn A New Language Faster–Research Confirms There's no article under the headline, so it must be true. (Thanks to pharmaross)

'IT FOLLOWED A FROG INTO THE RESTROOM' Posted: 06 Apr 2022 09:39 AM PDT Watch As Snake Pulled Out of Toilet at Office You know where. (Thanks to pharmaross)

ALL PART OF THE SQUIRREL TAKEOVER PLAN Posted: 06 Apr 2022 09:44 AM PDT Police capture 'aggressive' fox prowling for prey on Capitol Hill (Thanks to Woozy Barnes, GJ and pharmaross)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA Posted: 06 Apr 2022 06:44 AM PDT Mike Tyson Can't Sell Ear-Shaped Cannabis Gummies In Colorado (Thanks to Doug Ogg)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING Posted: 05 Apr 2022 03:39 PM PDT Hi there, I wanted to follow up with you on the email regarding your website's mental health care information.

SNAKESNAP Posted: 05 Apr 2022 07:56 AM PDT Florida man creates app to help users identify dangerous snakes The Australian version of this app would simply say "YES." (Thanks to pharmaross)

NICE, UM, LOBES Posted: 05 Apr 2022 07:53 AM PDT Vietnam's latest cosmetic procedure trend has people injecting hyaluronic acid fillers into their ear lobes in order to achieve elongated lobes like those of Maitreya, aka Laughing Buddha, considered a good long charm. (Thanks to Bob Brogan)

NO DOUBT HOPING TO LAND IN FLORIDA Posted: 05 Apr 2022 07:50 AM PDT Watch As This Michigan Driver Launches His Malibu Over An Entire Overpass! Incredibly, alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to pharmaross)

HE CAN ALSO LEGALLY DRIVE IN FLORIDA Posted: 05 Apr 2022 06:37 AM PDT This dog knows 40 commands and can play cards. A hospital hired him. (Thanks to GJ)

THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE Posted: 05 Apr 2022 07:45 AM PDT Ohio man goes on all-beer diet again for Lent to lose weight, gain money for charity (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and pharmaross)

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