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THE BACKSTROKE BOYS
CSI: EAGLESHAM PAVILION AND PLAYING FIELDS IN EAST RENFREWSHIRE
MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
AND IN SPORTS
YOU WILL BE STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
'HAVE THEY CRACKED IT?'

THE BACKSTROKE BOYS

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 06:16 AM PDT

FROGS form 'boy bands' and sing together to woo females into their pools, study finds

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

CSI: EAGLESHAM PAVILION AND PLAYING FIELDS IN EAST RENFREWSHIRE

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 06:09 AM PDT

Bride-to-be wearing inflatable penis costume repeatedly stabbed on her hen do

Technically it was the costume that was stabbed, but whatevs, it was a totally fun event.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 06:05 AM PDT

There's a lot going on:

1:59 p.m. A person called 911 to say that the police officers currently with him were trying to "unofficially" arrest him and he wanted new ones.

2:02 p.m. A dog killed its owner's brother's chickens and he was upset about it.

The dog was upset?

2:27 p.m. A man who lost his job for drinking decided to try to cope with it by drinking more.

4:39 p.m. A woman called to complain about crimes against humanity.

AND IN SPORTS

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 06:11 AM PDT

Florida man, 77, punches friend, 84, over golf etiquette at The Villages, deputies say

(Thanks to Frank)

Tennis star 'smashes himself in balls' with racquet five times and doesn't even flinch

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU WILL BE STUNNED TO LEARN THAT ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 05:56 AM PDT

Jet2 passenger dragged off plane after 'urinating on his brother' before fist fight

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'HAVE THEY CRACKED IT?'

Posted: 03 Jun 2022 05:52 AM PDT