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• SAD DAY ON THE GEEZER BUS
• THEN LET HIM COOK HIS OWN DAMN MEALS
• OOPS
• DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING
• SOUNDS STRENUOUS
• SURE THEY ARE
• CLEAR AS DAY
• THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE NOBEL PRIZE

SAD DAY ON THE GEEZER BUS Posted: 06 Jun 2022 09:00 AM PDT R.I.P. Paul Vance, who co-wrote "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini." (Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THEN LET HIM COOK HIS OWN DAMN MEALS Posted: 06 Jun 2022 07:39 AM PDT In India, a man divorced his wife for cooking him instant noodles for all his meals, a judge said. (Thanks to Carlos Montage)

OOPS Posted: 06 Jun 2022 07:37 AM PDT A company that provides large screens at concerts has apologised after a message appeared at a gig in Londonderry suggesting a camera would zoom in on women's chests. (Thanks to Carlos Montage)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING Posted: 06 Jun 2022 05:50 AM PDT Hi Dear， Good morning~ I am reaching out to introduce myself and my company in consideration of your international freight forwarding needs.

SOUNDS STRENUOUS Posted: 06 Jun 2022 05:48 AM PDT Standing Now Counts as Exercise (Thanks to Charles Cates)

SURE THEY ARE Posted: 06 Jun 2022 05:44 AM PDT Men Are Decorating Their Beards With Flowers For The Summer (Thanks to John Lobert)

CLEAR AS DAY Posted: 05 Jun 2022 05:43 AM PDT Reddit users spot 'werewolf' as mysterious human-like beast caught on zoo camera (Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE NOBEL PRIZE Posted: 05 Jun 2022 05:41 AM PDT DISTILLING OREOS INTO A DRINKABLE LIQUOR (Thanks to John Lobert)

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