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• AND IN SPORTS
• BECAUSE YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO BE ALARMED ABOUT
• MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
• OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FAIRYTALE WEDDING
• ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF HAMBURGERS
• THIS SHOULD VASTLY IMPROVE OUR UNDERSTANDING OF CONGRESS
• IT ORDERED THE SALMON

AND IN SPORTS Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:28 AM PDT Gardner Minshew Is Refusing To Poop Before His QB Battle With Trevor Lawrence (Thanks to pharmaross)

BECAUSE YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO BE ALARMED ABOUT Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:25 AM PDT Two red things are hiding in a part of the solar system where they shouldn't be. (Thanks to Steve K.)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY Posted: 02 Aug 2021 08:27 AM PDT 6:53 p.m. Dogs were heard barking on a butt dial. (Thanks to Mary Smith) UPDATE: 5:14 p.m. A suspicious male taking photos in the bathroom was just "taking pictures of the tile to capture the face of God." (Thanks to Roberto and Mary Smith)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS A FAIRYTALE WEDDING Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:20 AM PDT Groom allegedly shoots friend after wedding because he suspected affair with wife (Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF HAMBURGERS Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:18 AM PDT Hundreds of Sharks Are Swarming People's Backyards Because of a Toxic 'Red Tide' (Thanks to Rick Day)

THIS SHOULD VASTLY IMPROVE OUR UNDERSTANDING OF CONGRESS Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:15 AM PDT Chinese scientists hope to unlock secrets of human brain with high-res image from a monkey (Thanks to Le Petomane)

IT ORDERED THE SALMON Posted: 02 Aug 2021 07:12 AM PDT A bear ran into a Gatlinburg restaurant Friday afternoon, according to visitors who witnessed the incident. (Thanks to John Wheat, who says "Bartender says, 'You want to watch the Cubs?'")

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