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• 'PHIL MCCRACKEN? PHIL MCCRACKEN?'
• HE HEARD THEM BEEP
• GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT ON A DOG
• FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT
• CHECK THE FBI DATABASE
• WAIT... THE DOG HAS A DOORBELL?
• AT SOME EARLIER POINT THERE MIGHT ALSO HAVE BEEN A CAT UP THERE
• CSI: PITTSBURGH
• PSYCHOLOGISTS TACKLE THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

'PHIL MCCRACKEN? PHIL MCCRACKEN?' Posted: 31 Aug 2021 11:00 AM PDT Apparently this school board official doesn't watch The Simpsons. (Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division)

HE HEARD THEM BEEP Posted: 31 Aug 2021 08:05 AM PDT Man undressed in Lowe's, fearing bomb in his pants (Thanks tp pharmaross)

GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT ON A DOG Posted: 31 Aug 2021 08:03 AM PDT The Canine Cleanroom Suit (Thanks to Nancy Gill)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT Posted: 31 Aug 2021 08:01 AM PDT Ireland under attack from sex-crazed spiders 'the size of your hand' (Thanks to Ralph)

CHECK THE FBI DATABASE Posted: 31 Aug 2021 08:00 AM PDT Georgia husband gets 'suspicious' after finding 'butt cheek' prints on family car (Thanks to pharmaross)

WAIT... THE DOG HAS A DOORBELL? Posted: 31 Aug 2021 07:57 AM PDT Man arrested for training his dog to throw bricks at people ringing his doorbell (Thanks to MAC)

AT SOME EARLIER POINT THERE MIGHT ALSO HAVE BEEN A CAT UP THERE Posted: 31 Aug 2021 07:51 AM PDT RSPCA and firefighters called to rescue a 10ft long python from a tree in Cambridgeshire (Thanks to Jane Linderman)

CSI: PITTSBURGH Posted: 31 Aug 2021 06:32 AM PDT Police investigate after rhino head is found on street corner in Aspinwall (Thanks to pharmaross)

PSYCHOLOGISTS TACKLE THE TOUGH QUESTIONS Posted: 31 Aug 2021 06:24 AM PDT Would men be more willing to assist women with nipple erection as opposed to those without? (Thanks to Bulova)

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