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• THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BAN KARAOKE
• IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND THE TALKING SNAKE ARE FREE TO GO
• THE DRIVERS
• OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S A FINE PRODUCT
• IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
• WE SAW GUT TWEAK OPEN FOR THE CLASH
• EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING
• STATES RANKED BY OBEDIENCE LEVEL OF DOGS
• IT’S CALLED A ‘BOTTLE’
• AND IN SPORTS

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BAN KARAOKE Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:36 AM PST Man Suffers Collapsed Lung by Singing His Heart Out During Karaoke (Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND THE TALKING SNAKE ARE FREE TO GO Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:35 AM PST A Louisiana man busted early today for allegedly trying to enter a neighbor's apartment at 2 AM explained to police that "a big snake told him to open the victim's door and go inside," according to an arrest affidavit. (Thanks to pharmaross)

THE DRIVERS Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:32 AM PST Florida is full of snakes, alligators, sharks and iguanas. Which do you fear the most? (Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S A FINE PRODUCT Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:30 AM PST DeWalt Wireless Earphones Recalled Because They're Bursting Into Flames (Thanks to ImNotDave) We're guessing this happens when they play "Copacabana."

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:31 AM PST Playboy model is kicked out of Florida mall after stripping down and covering her nude body in Nutcracker-themed PAINT to hand out nuts in bizarre festive stunt (Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

WE SAW GUT TWEAK OPEN FOR THE CLASH Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:23 AM PST Gut tweak can make anyone a 'morning person,' Israeli poop analysis suggests (Thanks to Barry Nester)

EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING Posted: 02 Dec 2021 07:17 AM PST Hello Davebarry, Hope you are doing well. I'm a Google marketing professional, and

STATES RANKED BY OBEDIENCE LEVEL OF DOGS Posted: 02 Dec 2021 06:24 AM PST Lucy demands a recount.

IT’S CALLED A ‘BOTTLE’ Posted: 02 Dec 2021 06:21 AM PST The US Air Force is getting new tech that will make it easier for pilots to pee in flight (Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS Posted: 01 Dec 2021 06:16 AM PST A female hockey fan at a Golden Knights game in Vegas decided to remove her prosthetic leg and beat another fan with it during a brawl in the stands. (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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