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• O THE HUMANITY
• AS LONG AS IT’S CONSENTING CHEESE, WE DON’T CARE
• TERRORISM UPDATE
• DOWN BOY!
• BUT WE LIKE THE WAY ‘KRUNG THEP MAHA NAKHON’ TRIPS OFF THE TONGUE
• “ONE OF THE DESIGN TEAMS SAID, ‘LET’S JUST PUT A FORK HERE AND WE’LL COME BACK TO IT’”
• BOLO
• OH SHUT UP
• FLYING CAR UPDATE
• THERE ARE SQUIRRELS IN MICHIGAN
• DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
• IN THE DUTCH CULTURE THIS IS A SIGN OF AFFECTION
• 'MANY OF JESUS' MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS HAPPENED WHILE HE WAS NAKED'
• MAYBE GOOGLE MAPS KNOWS SOMETHING
• NEXT STOP: ANARCHY
• WE ASSUME THESE ARE CONSENTING COWS
• MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS 'BITCOIN'
• YOU SAY YOU WANT TO TRY CURLING, BUT YOU HAVE NO RINK?

O THE HUMANITY Posted: 18 Feb 2022 08:29 AM PST Ship Carrying 1,100 Porsches and Other Luxury Cars Is Burning and Adrift (Thanks to MOTW)

AS LONG AS IT’S CONSENTING CHEESE, WE DON’T CARE Posted: 18 Feb 2022 07:11 AM PST What is the Government Doing With Billions of Pounds of Cheese? (Thanks to Barry Nester)

TERRORISM UPDATE Posted: 18 Feb 2022 07:04 AM PST An office worker was left terrified and trapped at work for more than half an hour because she was being 'stalked' by an aggressive squirrel. (Thanks to DaninDallas)

DOWN BOY! Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:23 AM PST The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are said to be mocked by critics as they decided to name their dog Pula, which translates to a man's genitals. (Thanks to pharmaross)

BUT WE LIKE THE WAY ‘KRUNG THEP MAHA NAKHON’ TRIPS OFF THE TONGUE Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:24 AM PST No, English speakers and others using the Roman alphabet aren't going to have to start calling the Thai capital by its local name, Krung Thep Maha Nakhon, and drop the more familiar "Bangkok." (Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

“ONE OF THE DESIGN TEAMS SAID, ‘LET’S JUST PUT A FORK HERE AND WE’LL COME BACK TO IT’” Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:16 AM PST Oregon city installs 37-foot fork believed to be world's tallest (Thanks to pharmaross)

BOLO Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:09 AM PST Mystery emu on the loose in Virginia (Thanks to MOTW, who says "They opened for The Byrds.")

OH SHUT UP Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:06 AM PST Good-looking people may be better at fighting infections, a study finds (Thanks to The Perts)

FLYING CAR UPDATE Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:03 AM PST They claim they're getting closer. (Thanks to John Lobert)

THERE ARE SQUIRRELS IN MICHIGAN Posted: 17 Feb 2022 05:20 AM PST Entire cabin reported stolen in Michigan (Thanks to pharmaross and Nelson from Michigan)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING Posted: 16 Feb 2022 10:42 AM PST Hey Dave Did you get my last email? Hope you don't mind the random email.

IN THE DUTCH CULTURE THIS IS A SIGN OF AFFECTION Posted: 16 Feb 2022 10:40 AM PST Thousands Pledge To Egg Jeff Bezos's Mega-Yacht As It Passes Through Rotterdam Bridge (Thanks to Tim Couch)

'MANY OF JESUS' MOST IMPORTANT MOMENTS HAPPENED WHILE HE WAS NAKED' Posted: 16 Feb 2022 07:41 AM PST See Church Where Members Attend Service Fully Naked (Thanks to pharmaross)

MAYBE GOOGLE MAPS KNOWS SOMETHING Posted: 16 Feb 2022 07:38 AM PST Indonesian man nearly marries the wrong woman after Google Maps leads him to wrong location (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

NEXT STOP: ANARCHY Posted: 16 Feb 2022 07:36 AM PST SINGAPORE — Witnesses at parliamentary committee hearings do not need permission to visit the bathroom, a parliamentary office said on Wednesday. (Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

WE ASSUME THESE ARE CONSENTING COWS Posted: 16 Feb 2022 07:33 AM PST Cow-kissing raises funds for United Way support (Thanks to Asher Scheine

MAKES AS MUCH SENSE TO US AS 'BITCOIN' Posted: 16 Feb 2022 05:44 AM PST Dog kennel hit by meteor could fetch up to $420,000 at auction (Thanks to Ralph)

YOU SAY YOU WANT TO TRY CURLING, BUT YOU HAVE NO RINK? Posted: 16 Feb 2022 05:42 AM PST No problem. (Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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